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[pottersues]

Here is day two. The next starlet is Christina Aquilera who was also featured in the last week. I've got 30% of the next section done.

TITLE: Conflicted
PERPETR StarLover'sLife
SUE-O-METER:

Comments

[sapnish]

This letter, ladies and gentlemen, is exactly what you should do to sound mature and not all impulsive. Truly, something we all must imitate in order to get along.

[indigoneutrino]

I am most impressed by how thoughtful and eloquent that letter was. Christina has made some exceptionally well reasoned points, and she certainly knows how to make a persuasive argument. How could the Minister not agree with her after she makes rambling accusations at him and tells him how to do his job? And the use of the capslock key for emphasis was inspired.

[indigoneutrino]

She is the daughter of Lord Voldemort and Queen Elizabeth II.

Just... wow. Please let this be a troll.

[darth_gojira]

There's nothing like a good old REALLY REALLY REALLY ANNOYING Sue.

"I was raised by my mother, Queen Elizabeth, because my father Lord Voldemort died when I was a baby, then came back last year. . Cornelius Fudgeis my second cousin. Amelia Bones is my godmother and Lucius Malfoy is my godfather. From my father I inherited being a part Veela and Heir of Slytherin. From my mom I got to be part Angel, Heir of Gryffindor and part Elf. "

Queen Elizabeth was the heir of Gryffindor, part elf, and part Angel.

Lord Voldemort is part Veela.

Words fail me

[pottersues]

Looks like I need to add the "founders heir tag".

[castleofcolours]

She is the daughter of Lord Voldemort and Queen Elizabeth II. Cornelius Fudge is her cousin.I had to read this over a few times to make sure I wasn't reading anything wrong

[niainwonderland]

Queen Elizabeth? Queen Elizabeth!?

Nope. Troll nonsense, I'm out.