Comments | pottersues: 0026: About a Keeper and a Beeter

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0026: About a Keeper and a Beeter - Laylana Fairyweather

Apr 30, 2003 21:23

This one is one chapter, two thousand, two hundred words... and three bloody paragraphs.

TITLE: About a Keeper and a Beeter (her spelling)
PERPETRATOR: Laylana-Fairyweather (*gag*)

SUE-O-METER: (how bad is it?)

WRITING:

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y - hogwarts years (non-specific), ntt - sporting title, ship - oliver/oc, ap - athletic pursuit, e - turkish, bh - white hair, sw-o - sparklypoos, rom - oliver wood, rating - awful, ph - durmstrang, e - bulgarian, sw-o - quanonreip, ntm - mystical animal names, pc - punk, ph - gryffindor house, pc - parasite sue, sw-o - tootsitramp, pw - girl power - not!, rom - oc, pa - au - alternate backstory mangled, bh - black hair, pc - relationship sue, pw - text-block-of-doom, b - unknown eye color

Comments 23

I OBJECT! disposable_hero April 30 2003, 22:57:31 UTC

This moron does NOT represent the punk/domme scene in HP! It does not happen!

Aaarrrgh, Harry is enticed by her D-cups!? WHYYYYY??? Rage! First she's from Bulgaria, then France?? MY PRECIOUS EYES!

And the weird self-mutilation feel I got from the end of the first paragraph ::shudder::.

deliciouspear May 1 2003, 01:32:54 UTC

*holds chopsticks up to eyes*

Could someone please kick these into my head?

~Squee

itako May 1 2003, 02:36:56 UTC

Gladly! *grabs the chopsticks and stabs her eyes out* er.. they got a bit dirty...

X______x. That's a terrible Sue. As bad as the one where it goes draco-malfoy-can-i-kick-your-ass?

Re: deliciouspear May 2 2003, 14:39:39 UTC

well at least it wasn't "kiss-your-ass"

aint nothing worse than HOOTCHIE Mary Sue.

except maybe hootchie song fic mary sue.

~Squee

darthbird May 1 2003, 04:28:24 UTC

Oh god. Oh god. Oh god.

I mean, aside from the lack of paragraphs and the complete and utter OOCness of EVERYONE I just... I just... Ow. The punk 'seen'? It hurts. It burns. I think this chick was aiming for angst, what with the vague references to cutting (I'm guessing) and just, god. If I ever met this chick (the author or the Mary Sue) I would have to kill her. Probably very slowly and painfully. And then I'd eat her.

As someone who enjoys the punk scene and BDSM, I am horribly horribly offended by this. And I want to kill Avril Lavigne for making "'*punk*'" (I use that term very loosely. There are not enough quotation marks in all the world to fully demonstrate how loosely I use the term) mainstream. Aaaggghhh. God. It BURNS. My brain cannot wrap itself around this.

Brain overload. I'm going to go ritually cleanse myself now.

Oh, and she has three frucking spelling errors in her frucking summary. The world is doomed.

OH and... darthbird May 1 2003, 04:30:13 UTC

Sexism is bad and evil but homophobia is okay? BAH!

::stabstabstab::

(Am not sure if I should be stabbing my eyes out or just stabbing her)

Re: OH and... iczer6 May 1 2003, 08:08:45 UTC

>:"Eeww 2 guys snogging?" I said scrunching my nose and the shivering.>>

Between this and the YnM MSes popping up I may go on a killing spree shortly.

And to paraphrase from the great SomethingPositive.... Welcome to this weeks installment of Asshole Theater!

Icz

Re: OH and... gj_fate May 1 2003, 15:06:30 UTC

Between this and the YnM MSes popping up I may go on a killing spree shortly.

Can I come with you? I can hold 'em down while you beat 'em.

Thread 6

mireille719 May 1 2003, 10:10:55 UTC

Someone should find this girl, staple her to the floor,and beat her to death with Quidditch Through the Ages.

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Re: mireille719 May 1 2003, 12:52:51 UTC

Only if I can help.

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Thread 7

abbiemills May 1 2003, 16:11:10 UTC

*goes into twitching fits*