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hazellwood October 21 2010, 03:48:17 UTC
I hate POV changes, so much.

(Mer-person.)

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szaleniec1000 October 21 2010, 10:56:09 UTC
Random POV shifts are annoying enough in the third person, when the author hasn't got the hang of writing the omniscient POV and it instead looks like a whole bunch of limited POVs fighting for attention and distracting the reader. This isn't the first time I've plugged the essay "Narrative Point of View: Who Tells the Story?" by Linda Anderson and probably won't be the last, but it really is a must-read.

If in doubt, and this goes for first- and third-person narrative, start a new chapter if you're switching POV.

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yemi_hikari October 21 2010, 18:32:47 UTC
I write a lot of limited third person point of view, but it is spread out... I would only have more then one point of view if I use both point of views each chapter. But typically, I do change chapters.

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little_masaouki October 21 2010, 19:31:15 UTC
Third person is a lot less important than in first person. I'm writing a story that's so far chapterless (will probably add those in when I clean it up), but the view point switches often. However, since it's third person and written well enough, I've never had anybody get confused by who's point of view it's in.

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frillywitch October 21 2010, 04:03:22 UTC
Omg wat

First of all: When did Snape develop super senses?
Second: If she's a mermaid, why doesn't she just dive
Third: How can they leave Hogwarts property if they're in the frickin' lake
Fourth and most importantly: VAMPIRES DON'T HAVE VENOM YOU DUMBSHIT THAT'S TWILIGHT BULLCRAP ARGHHHHHHHHH

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little_masaouki October 21 2010, 04:52:40 UTC
Snape apparently learned to super smell because he's an "Ekek" which is like a vampire only more aewsum!

Although why he never used that to track down invisible Harry...

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yemi_hikari October 21 2010, 18:34:46 UTC
And I will continue to tell Suethors off for it.

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beacon80 October 21 2010, 04:56:25 UTC
Merperson! It's the new werewolf!

Seriously, though, if there was even a chance of the merfolk infecting students, Dumbledore wouldn't let them stay in the lake. He certainly wouldn't be dumping unconscious students in with them.

And on that note, how do you "accidentally" bite someone?

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evrymemry October 21 2010, 08:23:32 UTC
It reminds me of a Sue we had a looooooooong time ago who accidentally had sex with someone. We were all, "Um, did it just slip in?"

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yemi_hikari October 21 2010, 18:46:11 UTC
Well, I can see two people, a male and female sleeping together naked and her becoming pregnaunt, but then, it isn't sex, is it?

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turtle_yurippe October 22 2010, 17:33:27 UTC
Link, please?

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little_masaouki October 21 2010, 04:57:27 UTC
I can't decide which is worse,

A) That mermaids suddenly have transformation venom.
B) That Dumbledore would allow sleeping/helpless students near them if there was even a slight chance of one biting one of them.
C) That Hermione didn't immediately tell Ron and Harry
D) That Snape is an "Ekek"
E) That there's something with a name like "Ekek"
F) That magical creatures all have an unspoken set of laws/conspiracy against wizards.
G) That Voldemort is more worried about Hermione than Harry.

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redblonde7 October 21 2010, 09:38:54 UTC
When I first read Ekek, I just thought 'Eek!' which was the name of a creature I remember reading, named because of the sound people made when they saw it. Or something like that, I only vaguely remember it.

The whole merperson thing now just reminds me of Mermadian Silke (sp?) where Snape was the merman. That's not a good thing.

Also Twilight references. Ugh.

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szaleniec1000 October 21 2010, 11:34:44 UTC
Kind of like the legendary black beast of Aaargh?

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little_masaouki October 21 2010, 18:14:15 UTC
no, that can't be...his artist died of a heart attack, remember it! Unless they hired another artist! oh, no!

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beacon80 October 21 2010, 05:13:02 UTC
Looked at her author page. Two responses.

1) That is a seriously messed up "best" friend.

2) She apparently cannot come up with story titles that aren't lyrics from the Beatles' "Happy Together."

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szaleniec1000 October 21 2010, 11:36:01 UTC
They all are, aren't they? I know what's going to be stuck in my head for the rest of the day.

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Don't mean to nitpick but... heartstart October 23 2010, 06:03:58 UTC
... "So Happy Together" was sung by The Turtles, not The Beatles.

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Re: Don't mean to nitpick but... beacon80 October 23 2010, 08:28:09 UTC
Huh, must have stumbled onto some misinformation when I was looking that up. Damn internet land mines.

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