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[pottersues]

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TITLE: The Flame At Hogwarts: Year 1 Does this mean we are in for seven years of this?
PERPETRATOR: 99pizza. Wouldn't it be 99pizzas?
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Comments

[theorclair]

"Fad hair" would probably change color according to her moods. It's all the rage in Sues!

Are the Golden Bubotubers coming up soon?

[pottersues]

Yup!

[dtenismaboy]

"a small island a two hours row to cost off the shore of New Brunswick in Canada".

Well, that's oddly specific.

[darth_gojira]

http://www.genomicron.evolverzone.com/2009/11/pfffffffffft/

[pokemonsues1]

Why the hell do these Sues think they can talk and act any way they want to Dumbledore? They wish they could be HALF as awesome as Dumbledore. Canon!Dumbledore wouldn't take crap from any Sue bitches. Neither would Snape for that matter.

Thanks for the shot out!

[turtle_yurippe]

I think it's especially charming how she gets angry at Dumbledore for telling everyone about her "special needs", but then gets pissed at Snape for not obyeing them. I thought she didn't want anyone to know?

[pokemonsues1]

Argh. I hate that. MAKE UP YOUR MIND SUE. Either you don't want anyone to know, or you want everyone to know and treat you like the UberSpeshul!Sue you act like you are. GOD.
Dumbledore needs to slap a Sue Bitch.

Also, In my first comment I totally meant "Shout Out"

[kris_pilar]

I continue to glare at him until I am out the door.

That made me picture her walking backwards out of the room just for the excuse to continue glaring at Dumbledore.

[dtenismaboy]

Ha...I've done that before.

[sandstorm]

And doing that two-finger I'm Watching You sign.

[little_masaouki]

Now I'm picturing her tripping as she walks away, then getting back up and continuing to walk backwards.