2027: Evergreen - Mayonaka Bara/Himitsu Kesshin

[pottersues]

TITLE: Evergreen
PERPETRATOR: Tsuchi-no-uta
SUE-O-METER:

Comments

[deerheadlights]

He couldn't have cahnged her hair or eyes with a charm, no, she had to become a BOY *facepalm*
Also, how would Dumbledore know about memorycards?

[deerheadlights]

Woopsy, I meant changed. Yeah, FIRST!

[beacon80]

Especially since this is Marauder era and memory cards weren't commercially available until the 90's (so says Wikipedia)

[lostmustard]

The Sue's name is Mayonnaise. Don't try to tell me otherwise.

Dumbledore was overjoyed. Whether it was because he got to have fun making her into a boy...

Or perhaps it was because she would be a boy and Dumbledore liked boys...

[rowenaraven13]

Ugh. I'll never forget the time, uh, Time hinted that Dumbledore was too interested in Harry. They can't just let you relax and enjoy things; everything has to be sinister somehow.

[beacon80]

Really? Ugh. Order of the Phoenix made it quite clear that, yes, Dumbledore loved Harry, but like a grandson.

[rowenaraven13]

Well, I got the feeling that whoever wrote the article hadn't actually read the books. Shocking, isn't it? I think they maybe read PS really quick and/or read through someone's blog or whatever.

I'm the first one to snerk if people joke about, say, Legolas and Aragorn, but it's really unfair that men can't be friends or, God forbid, close friends without people thinking they're gay. And to make that allusion with Harry young enough to be Dumbledore's grandson just really hurt me. Deep down, you figure because a Time journalist says it, it must be true on some level, and you're in the wrong as usual.

[finding_jay]

"Her chin was more like a man’s than one she had naturally"

My first thought.

[dissidia]

That chick is scary looking. How did Demi Moore pop that out?

[govthookers]

OMG, it's Potato head =O

[dissidia]

I'm surprised that a weeaboo!Suethor got a Japanese name that is actually kind of cool. ("mayonaka" means 'midnight', and while it's cliché, it's still pretty creative.)

Still lost 879854390658490368043968 for the anime elements and random ANs. I also cannot picture Dumbledore saying "sounds good to me!"

[jupiter_star]

879854390658490368043969, because as cool of a name as Mayonaka can be, naming her boy form Himitsu is like wearing a gigantic neon sign around her neck saying, "HEY, SUSPICIOUS SECRETIVE PERSON HERE! FREE TACOS AROUND BACK!"

[lostmustard]

"...FREE TACOS AROUND BACK!"

I think I'd pass on those tacos...

[little_masaouki]

for those of you who don't know, Himitsu means secret.

[jupiter_star]

From the reviews: This isn't bad. Why aren't there any reviews?! It's not like Mayo-chan is a Mary-sue... it might be because not a lot of people know much about Japanese?

LOLWHUT. Welcome to Bizarro World, population: Suethor and reviewers.

[sinfulx]

LOL. I would ask what the world has come to, or if we're in an alternate dimension but you've already answered that.

However, I cannot help myself:
WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO?!?!?!

Clearly this reviewer either has no idea what a Mary-sue actually is, or is absolutely oblivious to the obvious.

P.S. AVATAR LOVE =)

[little_masaouki]

your avatar rocks

[jupiter_star]

Your avatar is made of awesomesauce