1953: The Second Wizard War - Susan Longbottom

[pottersues]

Thanks to btyrhrtout for sending in today's Sue!

TITLE: The Second Wizard War
PERPETRATOR: Lady Rannik
SUE-O-METER:

Comments

[j_daisy]

I read the name and I thought that Susan Bones had married Neville. That's how much of a dork I am.

[bienegold]

My brain went straight to Susan Pevensie, for extra fail.

[j_daisy]

.. me too.
.. woah.
STRANGE MINDS THINK ALIKE

[diamontaetha]

Same here. You're not alone, sadly.

[blueboats]

the lack of punctuation makes this kind of hard to read. or maybe i'm having trouble reading it because it's so boring?

[cesaretech]

Oh this is a difficult one. Your brother was much easier.

Didn't the Sorting Hat have a time deciding if Neville should be a Gryffindor or Hufflepuff?

Well you’re certainty clever enough for Slytherin. But no, you’re not evil.

Wow. I kind of want to see what he says to the eleven-year-old it puts into Slytherin. "Hmm. Cunning, check. Subtle, check. Homicidal tendencies, check. Better be SLYTHERIN!"

[cesaretech]

"Hmm. Cunning, check. Subtle, check. Homicidal tendencies, check. Better be SLYTHERIN!"

WIN.

the Author's Note

[clichealert]

You know, I've never heard of this twin sister before either...

I realized that the last bit was an Author's Note. That part was most interesting.

Well I've had this idea for awhile now and I was in the middle of watching Pirates of the Carribbean and I got the sudden urge to write it.

...so you were watch PotC, which is completely different from HP, and it inspires to write about a bitchy Sue who is trying to replace Hermione?

I am planning on writing through all their years at Hogwarts. I think it shows more of the character and makes for a better story.

So you plan on plagiarizing the entire Harry Potter series, and the only change is that you're replacing Hermione with a Sue? Grab the pitch forks!

I do have a romantic intersest for Susan in mind but I won't say who! xD But I will tell you he was introduced already, you can try and guess if you're up to itOh what a toughie! I'm not sure if I could ever figure out who this future love interest is! I mean, this Sue is replacing Hermione, but that can't possibly be a clue

Re: the Author's Note

[clichealert]

Oh what a toughie! I'm not sure if I could ever figure out who this future love interest is! I mean, this Sue is replacing Hermione, but that can't possibly be a clue...

Or she could pair Hermione with Draco, since she's OMG SUCH A STUCK UP BIATCH!!1!!1one!1! and Susan could have a 'cest-fest with Neville, Ron, and Ginny!

. . . I have no idea where that came from.

Re: the Author's Note

[rowenaraven13]

So you were watch PotC, which is completely different from HP, and it inspires to write about a bitchy Sue who is trying to replace Hermione?

Hey, I had the idea to write about Snape's restless ghost while watching The Two Towers and reading The Marble Faun. Maybe Orly is brain food.

[tigerlilybella]

icon love!
i giggled.

[deathnotesues08]

*facepalm*

Big fat no. Bigger fatter fail.