0142: The Christian at Hogwarts - Ariana Alexis Azivedo

[pottersues]

I know this one was just on deleterius, but I just had to give it my own treatment. It's not just every day that a fic can make me feel physically ill.

TITLE: The Christian at Hogwarts
PERPETRATOR: Serena S Snape (I could make a joke here concerning a former president, but nobody would get it)

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[rivetcat]

(Stupid Pagan girl: EVIL GOTHIC CHICK! wait, that can't happen until she meets Chiroay!!!)

*sigh*
I feel compelled to point out that if this Sue wants to go for full Distressing The Christian Family points, she's going to need to not only be witchy and gothic, but also a lesbian.

Oh, and:

this chapter taught us three very important things.

Try *one* very important thing: we should not read any subsequent chapters.

ack! first post for me!

[starrysummer]

I can't decide if my favorite part is that the author feels the need to summarize the chapter, as if we hadn't just read it ourselves, or the voices in her head (if that's what they are) making their way into the author's notes.

(Stupid Pagan Girl in background: you sound like a power ranger) this has nothing to do with power rangers. (S.p.g: yes it does! admit it! Ariana is going to become the new pink midget muncher!) I'll admit to nothing. this is my story...damnit, let me write it! (S.P.G: WRITE MOOOOOOORE!)
I do not even begin to comprehend what she's talking about, but it's more entertaining than practically quoting Hagrid word-for-word.

Having scarily ventured out into actually posting here, I shall now return to lurkdom... for now.

Robin

Re: ack! first post for me!

[wal_lace]

I shall now return to lurkdom...

No, you don't. Not before you've told us who that Bellatrix is. Please?

Re: ack! first post for me!

[sailormoonsues]

Bellatrix Lestrange. She comes in the fifth HP book, and I think she's mentioned a few times in the fourth book.

Re: ack! first post for me!

[gehayi]

I think that Wal lace means, "Who is that gorgeous woman representing Bellatrix Lestrange in the icon?"

[sparrohawk]

"you have different money?" Stephen blanched.

Hmmm...a devout Christian father is sending his eleven year old daughter to a wizarding school to learn about magic and dark creatures and spells and charms and heaven knows what...

But it's the different money that makes him blanch. Oh, horrors!

[ironychan]

And what loving christian father wouldn't blanch at the thought of his daughter using unchristian money?

Religious Coinage

[katherine_m]

Money has religion? o.0 Oh no!

Re: Religious Coinage

[ironychan]

Maybe they get their money blessed by the pastor or something.

What eleven-year-old kid actually reads the bible when they're not told to, anyway?

[inuyashasues]

"We're Christians." Stephen lifted his chin.

It's amazing how the filters of the Internet still give the impression that her father says "I'm a Christian" the way most politicians say "I have integrity."

It's like hellfire in my brain.

O_o;;;;

[canisetlupus]

I couldn't resist having it play out like this. this chapter taught us three very important things.

And knowing is half the battle... O_O
(evil G.I.Joe regressions. >_<)