1479: seawolf - Kymothoe "Kymo" Parish

[pottersues]

Thank you to everyone who sent in their First Harry Potter Sue! Starting June 1, they will be sporked by all.

TITLE: seawolf
PERPETRATOR: Lil Dark Wolf She also has a Four Brothers fic starring a sister!OC.
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Comments

[redlily]

You know, I think this Suethor may have actually kissed a person IRL before writing this. For that, two points.

For a Sue named Kymo who is a demi-goddess sired by Poseidon, negative a million points.

But I kind of love the idea of a quasi-deity coming to Dumbly with her problems. I'm imagining our guy throwing up his hands and being like, "Bitch, this is SO out of my jurisdiction."

[grubby_tap]

"Bitch, this is SO out of my jurisdiction."

^___^

[lostmustard]

Oh man, that has to go on a icon.

[ghessy]

I can't stop myself... XD

[shirozora]

Miss "Chemotherapy" needs to be sporked by her father's triton.

What else can I say? Total slaughter of one of my beloved mythologies. Bastard.

...well, her name did remind me of chemotherapy, so...

~Shirozora

[aciana]

they sat at the edge of the lake and Remus watched as she dangled her feet in the water, instantly relaxing.

Then the Giant Squid came out of the lake and ate her.

THE END

A little later the squid needed a toilet break b/c the sue didn't agree with his stomach.

[pottersues]

And then Snape came out to hold his tentacles back while The Giant Squid was sick.

[falco_conlon]

OMG CAIN AND ADAM! WOOOOO!

[aciana]

And the castle looked on longingly, wishing it was able to hold the Squid's tentacles back for him.

Curse these immoveable stone walls!!!

[grape_soda2]

...Water balloons.

Water balloons.

Water. Balloons.

Hm.

[falco_conlon]

Kymothoe sounds like a bad disney name out of Lilo and Stitch.