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1099: Hidden keys of the Horcrux - Aydreane Phendraycon

Apr 18, 2006 23:21

TITLE: Hidden keys of the Horcrux (No, you're a h0rcrux!)
PERPETRATOR: celtic enchantress
SUE-O-METER:

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rating - toxic, je - student (new to school)

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grand_marquis April 19 2006, 06:01:17 UTC

RIGHT HERE! I LOVE YOU RON!
Seriously. He's so mangled in fic. It's really sad to see.

dru_plus_spike April 19 2006, 20:12:41 UTC

I love you cannon!Ron.
This Ron, however, must die.

laura_anne April 19 2006, 04:39:14 UTC

This is even more depressing because she shows flashes of understanding a little bit about the characters, despite the comedy typos. (OK, I wouldn't say they're in character per se, but at least Hermione isn't a pureblood princess in a mini skirt and Harry isn't slashing his wrists.) Then...whammo, there's Adrenaline Phenylalanine, Sue extraordinaire.

That's my kid's name... jazzminarino April 19 2006, 04:48:24 UTC

Forget naming my kid the Aydreane Phendraycon hogwash. I want to name him or her Adrenaline Phenylalanine...

... that way, he or she can learn about themselves in school.

P.S. I was actually going to name my third kid Kayrin Insolyn, after my friend who couldn't spell insulin. She finds it offensive; I find it phenomenally comical.

Re: That's my kid's name... lenamoster April 19 2006, 05:01:38 UTC

Even better, write a suefic about it! The name has all the requisite y's and vomit-inducing "exotic" pronunciation. Do eet!

Re: That's my kid's name... gehayi April 19 2006, 05:04:16 UTC

P.S. I was actually going to name my third kid Kayrin Insolyn, after my friend who couldn't spell insulin. She finds it offensive; I find it phenomenally comical.

That looks like "carrying insulin."

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heartnomar5 April 19 2006, 04:44:13 UTC

Aydreane Phendraycon

Warning: may cause drowsiness, excess gas, or death. Consult your doctor before using.

They were so much like the Marauders.

Except there's three of them, they're not werewolves or animagi, one's a girl, they don't really play pranks, and they're actually nothing like them at all. Otherwise, the resemblance is stunning.

(If anyone's like the Marauders, I'd go with Fred and George.)

jupiter_star April 19 2006, 04:45:54 UTC

Yeah, the twins are like the Marauders on speed.

chrismactaggart April 19 2006, 14:16:09 UTC

::snort giggle::
priceless description

leona_chirer April 20 2006, 15:35:14 UTC

(If anyone's like the Marauders, I'd go with Fred and George.)

Whyever would you say that? It's not like anyone's ever made that comparison in canon before. Not like our Intrepid Trio; they're compared to the Marauders all the time.

*eyeroll*

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bambooshoots April 19 2006, 04:44:32 UTC

Her name sounds like a perscription medication. The kind that everyone is super excited about, and then it turns out to cause horrible cancer or something and you end up hearing about it on the lawyer commercials. "If you or a loved one has take Phendraycon, call the law offices of Joe Bornstein."

flyingfire April 19 2006, 04:47:21 UTC

can i call mr. bornstein? I think I overdosed on bad fanfic and took too much Phendraycon.

bambooshoots April 19 2006, 05:02:48 UTC

Unfortunately, after reviewing the case, Mr. Bornstein headdesked himself into a coma.

chrismactaggart April 19 2006, 14:16:40 UTC

::giggles::

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grape_soda2 April 19 2006, 04:45:50 UTC

“You think we should still have DA meetings?” Harry was surprised.

“Why not? Umbridge is gone and Dumbledore isn’t going to stop us. Besides Voldemort’s still around and we have a lot to learn”

...

Right.

gehayi April 19 2006, 05:15:03 UTC

That actually makes sense. The kids in the DA actually made a lot of progress, thanks to Harry's tutoring. And you'd think that teaching people to defend themselves would be a high priority, considering that Voldie and the Death Eaters are gathering strength.

However, this is what actually happens in HBP:

"Are we still doing D.A. meetings this year, Harry?" asked Luna, who was detaching a pair of psychedelic spectacles from the middle of The Quibbler.

"No point now we've got rid of Umbridge, is there?" said Harry, sitting down.

Right. Forget that the kids learned tons, forget that it was actually useful, forget that lessons in the DA might save their lives and the lives of those around them. Just disregard all that, Harry, because hey, Umbridge is gone, and that's what's important, right?

...sometimes I HATE canon.

mistwolf April 19 2006, 07:34:01 UTC

I gotta chime in and agree here, my biggest dissapointment in books 6 was the DA being gone. It never made any real sense, other than a plot point later in the book of how sad and lonely Neville and Looney are.

lanjelin April 19 2006, 20:58:09 UTC

Well, the reason they formed the D.A. was because they didn't learn anything useful in the real lessons. With a proper teacher the D.A. wouldn't be needed.

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