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1099: Hidden keys of the Horcrux - Aydreane Phendraycon

Apr 18, 2006 23:21

TITLE: Hidden keys of the Horcrux (No, you're a h0rcrux!)
PERPETRATOR: celtic enchantress
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bambooshoots April 19 2006, 04:44:32 UTC

Her name sounds like a perscription medication. The kind that everyone is super excited about, and then it turns out to cause horrible cancer or something and you end up hearing about it on the lawyer commercials. "If you or a loved one has take Phendraycon, call the law offices of Joe Bornstein."

flyingfire April 19 2006, 04:47:21 UTC

can i call mr. bornstein? I think I overdosed on bad fanfic and took too much Phendraycon.

bambooshoots April 19 2006, 05:02:48 UTC

Unfortunately, after reviewing the case, Mr. Bornstein headdesked himself into a coma.

chrismactaggart April 19 2006, 14:16:40 UTC

::giggles::

zaithat April 19 2006, 04:47:53 UTC

Not only is your icon awesome, but I love the medicine idea. It would also be one of those medicines which have a strange slogan like the pill you can't pronounce, or the bright pink pill. I can just see it. Oh, and I hate those commercials.

bambooshoots April 19 2006, 05:04:45 UTC

"Phendraycon, the sparkly silver pill that makes you half-fairy and control the elements and have hot boyz fall in love with you. Side effects include decreased IQ, slutty clothing, and death of canon."

dreamtlove April 19 2006, 05:19:14 UTC

Wait... but hot boyz, right?

bambooshoots April 19 2006, 05:21:34 UTC

this ties into the side effect "death of canon." the hot boyz include Sexy!Snape, Quidditch-toned-muscles!Harry and Love-will-save-me!Voldemort.

dreamtlove April 19 2006, 05:23:34 UTC

I... I like slightly-toned!Harry. :(

ohlily April 19 2006, 05:27:09 UTC

Who doesn't, honestly?

dreamtlove April 19 2006, 05:29:27 UTC

... lesbians?

Well, no, lots of lesbians like slash.

I think you're right.

Everyone loves slightly-toned!Harry.

grand_marquis April 19 2006, 05:43:36 UTC

I know I do!
As for LoveWillSaveMe!Voldy, I'll pass.

dreamtlove April 19 2006, 05:46:54 UTC

I'd like one slightly-toned!Harry with a side order of Sirius/Lupin/Me, oh and one Draco. To go.

Will there be anything else? Well, now that you mention it...

grand_marquis April 19 2006, 05:48:33 UTC

OLIVER! Please! He's so gorgeous.
BIG side of Oliver. Then our little sex-menagerie will be complete!
Also, I ADORE your icon.

dreamtlove April 19 2006, 05:50:51 UTC

Thanks, I think I found it on metaquotes...? xD Feel free to use it.

I'll just have an extra helping of Harry, plz.

grand_marquis April 19 2006, 05:52:13 UTC

Annnnnnd ganked. Many thanks!
Oliver/Sirius/Remus/Harry/Draco and Freud. What a fine night this is.

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