1099: Hidden keys of the Horcrux - Aydreane Phendraycon

[pottersues]

TITLE: Hidden keys of the Horcrux (No, you're a h0rcrux!)
PERPETRATOR: celtic enchantress
SUE-O-METER:

Comments

[asgt]

Man, I want that name.

[flyingfire]

so close!

[asgt]

Sorreh :)

[flyingfire]

how do you even PRONOUNCE that?!

[laura_anne]

I'm guessing the first name is a garbled Adrienne, the second I have no freakin' clue about.

[flyingfire]

it kind of sounds like an element.

I think there should be a sue name dictionary, complete with pronounciations.

Aydreane Phendraycon (Aid-ree-anne FenDrah-Gun) - Horcrux Sue - meaning: Super-duper cool sue with the world's best name ever.

Jazlyn Temaida (Jazz-lin Teh-may-dah) - Ripped-off sue - meaning: ripped off from other, more talented author. (did I do the pronounciations right with this one)

Raeyvaen Malfoy-Lupin-Snape-Potter-Depp (Ray-vinn Mahl-foy-Loo-pin-snaype-Pot-ter-Dep) - Poor widowed Sue - meaning: she has lots of love and lots of sex. SEE ALSO: Slutty Sue

Amanda Kensington (A-man-dah Ken-zing-tun)- American Transfer sue - meaning: she has a myspace, ipod, 1968 Mustang, a super-sexy American accent, and falls in love with at least 6 of the male characters of harry potter.

read more at: omgzSuesRSoCool.com.

I think I might vomit.

[thechangingwind]

Raeyvaen Malfoy-Lupin-Snape-Potter-Depp

*trembles in fear* The worst Sue ever. Seriously. It's scary.

[fallohidepride]

“Just wondering what you rascals were getting into” Remus grinned. They were so much like the Marauders.

*vomits*

[ivysaurclock]

... Rascals.

RASCALS.

*Weeps*

[mariana_oconnor]

Well at least he didn't say rapscallions... which, while it would up points for the coolness of using a really weird word, would completely destroy my faith in humanity when coming from the mouth of Remus Lupin.

[dru_plus_spike]

It could be more proof that Remus is a Stu from the 1890s? Hey, I'm trying!
"What are you into, you scurvy rascals? I'll beat you at a round of fisticuffs!"

[jupiter_star]

I'm not sure which are worse; the Suethors that have no knowledge of canon whatsoever, or the ones like this one who flaunt there Bottomless!canon knowledge and STILL can't write withing the Potterverse.

And I'm sorry to say I know someone named Adyreane. She's four. Her mother does past life readings and sells meditation crystals out of her living room.

[dozy_cow]

Well, I think I've decided the name of my first child, boy or girl regardless.

And why the capslock abuse?