0078: The Story of Arwen Malfoy - Arwen Narcissa MAlfoy

[pottersues]

This is... this is... this is just... just... god, I don't think there's a word for this.

TITLE: The Story of Arwen Malfoy (see what I mean?)
PERPETRATOR: Fire-eyes

SUE-O-METER: (how bad is it?)
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Comments

[electricchick]

"Violet James"

I lost it about then... ohgodmakeitSTOP. *puts her head down on the keyboard and sobs uncontrollably at the sheer HIDEOUSNESS of this*

[apocalypsos]

I lost my will to live.

And I see you're taking the rest of us with you. Sheesh.

[uberbitsch]

Him and Elrond both. Lecherous bastards!

[dawndragon]

She needs to have a hot and angst-filled forbidden romance now with Harry's long lost twin - Aragorn Potter.

[sir_hellsing]

*BUT* She will have to face her rival the super-genius muggle-born witch Eowyn Granger (who is really Hermione's younger sister who was in USA and can beat the crap out of Dementor with her magical shield!). Later, she will forget about Aragorn and have a impossible love (TM) with Faramir Snape, Prof Severus Snape's youngest son.

Wait until Dumbledore reveals his identity as an Istari and the special appearance of the new heir of Slytherin: Sauron Morgoth Riddle.

[wal_lace]

Albus the Blue?

[sir_hellsing]

The Purple or the Magenta most likely...

Since they are already two blue Istari (Pallando and Alatar)

[fuunsaiki]

Respect for finally noticing that Blaise Zabini is a GUY (there are so many girls on cosplaylab.com cosplaying as Slytherins who announce they're Blaise Zabini that it hurts).

But I don't think ANY self-respecting Malfoy would listen to Chumbawamba. XP