0078: The Story of Arwen Malfoy - Arwen Narcissa MAlfoy

[pottersues]

This is... this is... this is just... just... god, I don't think there's a word for this.

TITLE: The Story of Arwen Malfoy (see what I mean?)
PERPETRATOR: Fire-eyes

SUE-O-METER: (how bad is it?)
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[uberbitsch]

Him and Elrond both. Lecherous bastards!

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[uberbitsch]

Not that I'm complaining in ANY way....

(what can I say... i'm as big a slut as all of them... at least I know how to use birth control)

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[uberbitsch]

*or will swan around and be an embarrassment to my proud bloodline and heritage*

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[uberbitsch]

Bastards R Us: Where important fathers can ditch their filthy suespawn without any pesky conscience issues. The spawn will then be bought up by those looking for cheap slave labour.

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[uberbitsch]

By skilled surgeons do you mean dropouts from med school who only attended just to write themselves prescriptions?

(thinking Dr. Nick from teh Simpsons here)

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[uberbitsch]

Oh well that's alright then. And I'm sure we'll have russian anaesthetic? (eg. none, or maybe a brick to the head if you're lucky)