0078: The Story of Arwen Malfoy - Arwen Narcissa MAlfoy

[pottersues]

This is... this is... this is just... just... god, I don't think there's a word for this.

TITLE: The Story of Arwen Malfoy (see what I mean?)
PERPETRATOR: Fire-eyes

SUE-O-METER: (how bad is it?)
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Comments

[illandaria]

I lost my will to live.

Oh, if only. Please, please, if there is a god...

BTW, yet another Sue with no sense of timing...I don't think that stupid Chumba Wumba song came out until at least a couple of years later...

[affabletoaster]

Not only that, but Father Dear bought his daughter-poo a MUGGLE car where these Muggle-hating children listen to Muggle music, not to mention they leave their car at the station for about nine months.

[electricchick]

*bows down and worshipps your icon*

[wal_lace]

Going by the text, they parked their car right by the station.

Maybe they can do this because they're wizards. Because there is no fucking way you're going to find a parking space outside King's Cross Station, especially not one you can use for more than a couple of hours.

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[sir_hellsing]

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Sorry but I think my brain just exploted. I can't think a coherent thing to say about this...

>>>At least she didn't try to claim that the Malfoys are descended from Elrond.

Yet... wait and see...

[chaymia]

*twitch* The pain. My insides are burning. O.O

[chaymia]

(Forgot to mention...)

.... Leola Zabini? Oh, god, that's painful. Poor, poor, Blaise. I feel sorry for him (even thought Blaise never got a gender ^^; ) That's just awful. At least I know this author has actually read (though I'm not saying they paid attention to..) the books to know who Blaise Zabini is... But it makes you wonder how they could have possibly read them. I mean, "Slytherine"? *shakes her head*

[codfishbunny]

Well, unless our dear Ms. Rowling is doing something extremely odd with names, Blaise is a guy.

...just so y'know.

Re:

[codfishbunny]

Flaming, I'd say, but I'm horrible about slashing at a drop of the hat. :D;

[acyla]

Hmmm... story not found. Although i'm a little worried that there's a spin off that this author has titled "I lost my will to live, The story of Arwen Malfoy".