0830: The Erratic Tale of Hogwarts - Anne Dahl and Alexandra Collet

[pottersues]

Would you believe I didn't notice the 'come in spurts' thing until somebody pointed it out to me?

TITLE: The Erratic Tale Of Hogwarts (you'd think this would be a Founders fic, wouldn't it?)
PERPETRATOR: Midori Kosatsu

SUE-O-METER:

Comments

[no_robot]

Are they supposed to be seventeen? 'Cause they're really acting like two year olds. Two year olds that you just wanna SMACK, and possibly FLOG.

*grumble grumble grumble*

[nasty_shrew]

Anne looked out the window “You know what would be really cool?”
Alex sighed and closed her book, “What would be really cool?”

A giant Shrew appeared from a cloud of purple smoke and attacked the girls mercilessly with her silver-plated spork, gouged out their eyes and laughed to the music of their wails.

That would be really cool.

[chrismactaggart]

::cheers for the giant Shrew::

[mer__girl]

Your comment + me guzzling down coffee + my monitor = mess

*dies laughing* *distributes a ZILLION e-points* *which you can buy death of suethors with*

[crystalcattail]

There's no arguing with that :D

[bluedano]

“Hmm…too annoying for Slytherin…” started the hat
“Not smart enough for Ravenclaw…” he continued
“Hmm…too weird for Hufflepuff” the hat reasoned

"Certainly not fit for Gryffindor" the hat mused, "There's only one place for you- SPARKLYPOO!"

[chrismactaggart]

::giggle::

although, the hat should have called her a squib and then eaten her, er, them

[polyurethane]

And you just know how the Sorting Hat loves to eat 'Sues.

Mary Sues. The other other other white meat.

...or something.

[frappygoddess]

I bet they taste like cotton candy. Or pink taffy. Pure sugar.

[chrismactaggart]

Suethor bitches out someone who dared to diss her fic in the reviews section

I'm amused
not

[heartnomar5]

I loved this review, in between all the suethor/fangirl wanking:

"Hmm...definetly different...i might read it all one day"

So that's like... "I almost kind of didn't totally hate it... sort of." Considering the fic, it's a pretty glowing review.

[crystalcattail]

Normally I follow the "love the author, hate the fic" philosophy, but that's definitely not the way to deal with harsh concrit.

[ruination]

*facepalm*