0830: The Erratic Tale of Hogwarts - Anne Dahl and Alexandra Collet

[pottersues]

Would you believe I didn't notice the 'come in spurts' thing until somebody pointed it out to me?

TITLE: The Erratic Tale Of Hogwarts (you'd think this would be a Founders fic, wouldn't it?)
PERPETRATOR: Midori Kosatsu

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[bluedano]

“Hmm…too annoying for Slytherin…” started the hat
“Not smart enough for Ravenclaw…” he continued
“Hmm…too weird for Hufflepuff” the hat reasoned

"Certainly not fit for Gryffindor" the hat mused, "There's only one place for you- SPARKLYPOO!"

[chrismactaggart]

::giggle::

although, the hat should have called her a squib and then eaten her, er, them

[polyurethane]

And you just know how the Sorting Hat loves to eat 'Sues.

Mary Sues. The other other other white meat.

...or something.

[frappygoddess]

I bet they taste like cotton candy. Or pink taffy. Pure sugar.

[clumsymaniac452]

And then they give you a stomach bug that just won't go away. Because they never die.

[polyurethane]

Pink taffy. Definitely. It's what they're made of after all.

[darklorelei]

I like Gryffindor being the dump house for a change, though, instead of poor Hufflepuff.

[lost_thisbe]

But too wierd for Hufflepuff? Yes, well, I've always said that Hufflepuff is full of stodgy bureaucrats running around saying, "Stop! Stop at once! Far too silly!"

.... err, wha?

[instrumentality]

running around saying, "Stop! Stop at once! Far too silly!"

... oh my god, Hufflepuff is MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIRCUS?!

*quickly transfers from Ravenclaw*