0592: Ron and the new girl - Nakome Love

[pottersues]

I realized today that I had fifty items still in my giant backlog. So I deleted them all and we're starting from scratch. It's not like I'd ever be able to spork every Sue at the pit, anyway... there are over 160000 Harry Potter stories there, and if only one in a hundred is a Sue (the actual figure seems to be more like one in six), that's still

Comments

[laurelin_kit]

Nakome? Is her best friend, say, POCAHONTAS?

Oh, no, that's Nakoma.

[tabbyclaw]

Nakomis, I think.

[genesisdesire]

Mallrat!Sue? I dunno, I kinda liked it. I'm glad Ron has someone all to hisself, rather than some girl after all 3 of the Trio. So...cute-ish, but not that bad.

[genesisdesire]

:second comment dance!:

[peppa_minto]

Hm. I don't see it as Ron having someone to himself, I see it as someone having Ron to herself.

[jollityfarm]

The only problem is that it's this person Ron has to himself. I suppose it depends what you think of Ron, though :/

[paragonish]

Hermione. Does not. Say "OOO."

Where has all the good dialogue gone? D: I woe.

[fmith]

WAYNE HOPKINS HAS IT.

... anyway.

"Mad trippin?" And I thought I used bad slang.

[bambooshoots]

It's the kind of thing people only say when they're trying to make fun of people who speak badly.

[rubymist]

i agree. i only use that slang to make fun of the slangers who make fun of slang!

...this story-izzle has reached an all time low-bizzle, yo.

[sailormac]

Why do these Suethors think its TEH SMEX to have just about their entire bodies pierced? You'd think that would be an inconvenience, having to clean all those piercings all the time . . . Oh, wait, I forgot, Sues are SPESHUL, they can't get infections.

[flutingfrenzy]

SMEX is a wonderful word, and it has been added to my vocabulary.

[spotsofcolour]

ICON LOVE!!! *dives on Haru and Yuki and carries them off to live in her wardrobe with Kyo, Momiji and the Mabudachi trio*

And also, vocab love. *wanders off chanting SMEX*

[amandathegreat]

Well, if Mommy is OMG MEEN and won't let you get a piercing, and the purpose of you writing fanfic is wish fulfilment....

[periazhad]

since when does Hermione smirk?

[periazhad]

Actually to be strictly fair - "smirk" is one of JKR's favourite words. Almost EVERYONE smirks in Canon, so why not give Hermione a whirl?

[cynicalpirate]

Since she started hanging out with Draco.

*smirk*