0462: Princess of Darkness - Blaise Lestrange-Zabini

[pottersues]

And today's schedule demands late-Sue. Ain't work great?

TITLE: Princess of the Darkness (a Sue title if I ever heard one)
PERPETRATOR: Blaise A. Snape (this is not good. Not good at all.)

SUE-O-METER:

Comments

[ex_gracefulf334]

"Payback's a bitch ain't it?"

What have we done to deserve this? What has Blaise done?

[hikare]

Hmmm... she was raised by Gryffindors, thinks like the Gryffindors, but was placed in Slytherin because her parents were Slytherins.

The Sorting Hat is going to be up there with Umbridge at this rate.

And may I suggest this cesspool of bad grammar and Sue-age for future reviews?

[michaela_judith]

Looked at the link. Shouldn't have. "Rain of terror"... As terrifying as weather patterns may be, I really don't think Voldemort has much to do with them.

[_monamour]

OSCAR! <3<3

[michaela_judith]

Oscar love <3. He is my soulmate, or would be, if he weren't so dead and gay.

[flutingfrenzy]

Eh, aside from the author's occasional homophone confusion and my overall lack of interest in anything having to do with girl!Blaise, I was actually finding this one pretty harmless.

Until the author's note. Sorry, but that's just unacceptable.

[cryptid]

Gossip!Snape. Because we all know that Snape hangs around after classes, chatting with the Slytherins about the other teachers. "That Weasley girl, you know, she may be bad at Potions, but Hagrid told me just yesterday that she'd make a great Care of Magical Creatures teacher. Oh, and can you believe that that bitch Trelawny has found herself an apprentice? Probably just as bad a fraud a she is, if I know her right."

And again I spy the "Slytherin = murdering racists, Gryffindor = fair and unprejudiced" idea. Please, stop it. I would even say it made some sense for her to be in Slytherin because of that ambitious-but-not-in-a-bad-way thing she tells us about (even if she seems to prefer to sit around and whine rather than be doing anything about reaching her goals) -- but she doesn't even seem to want to be in Slytherin. Surely the Hat could have found someplace else for her?

Yeah, this one wasn't that bad -- but then again, almost anything pales in comparison to the horrors we've experienced so far this week.

[tresmoron]

... the same Lestranges? I was under the impression that the ones in Azkaban (or were) were called Bellatrix and Rudolphus. Huh.

... on a brighter note, this is absolute brilliance compared to THIS... okay, perhaps, not such a brighter note...

[luciana_mihaela]

Probably some cousins of Bellatrix and Rudolphus’ that JKR forgot to mention and that were also sent to Azkaban. You’d think it were important to know such characters actually existed, but JKR is obviously holding out on us. Of course, this intelligent, young girl has figured it all out and is willing to share her knowledge with the world. [/sarcasm]

[mylla]

I was under the impression that the ones in Azkaban (or were) were called Bellatrix and Rudolphus. Huh.

Nah, she's okay on that one - this was written before OOTP came out, and therefore she is allowed to not know the Lestranges' first names.

[mrben]

You're absolutely right.