0462: Princess of Darkness - Blaise Lestrange-Zabini

[pottersues]

And today's schedule demands late-Sue. Ain't work great?

TITLE: Princess of the Darkness (a Sue title if I ever heard one)
PERPETRATOR: Blaise A. Snape (this is not good. Not good at all.)

SUE-O-METER:

Comments

[mrben]

Bleaugh. Based on it being the best of her classes, and her no more than a mediocre student, Snape makes this inattentive student his apprentice?

And what's with the whole knowledge of what the Grifindor students are doing? Just because they're canon we need to know?

[marikochan]

From a later chapter --

The next morning when I awoke I hoped that I was dead. Of course I got no such luck ever.

Yes, and neither do we...

[mrben]

It's at times like that when the words of Homer (Simpson that is) apply.

"People die all the time. Just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow. Well, good night."

[hprpsues]

Every time I see Sues falling for Snape, I remember the interview with JKR in which she said it would be an awful fate to have Snape in love with you. I wonder where these people were when this was being said, and how the logic that perhaps Snape is not actually some gorgeous, misunderstood, rugged angst-prince escapes them.

Then, I remember that Suethors and logic do not often mix. Like acid and human flesh.

And now, I must stop being an "anti-social silly-billy" and join in a rousing chorus of Kum Ba Yah. Just kill me.

[marikochan]

...I remember the interview with JKR in which she said it would be an awful fate to have Snape in love with you.

Happen to have a link?

That sentence makes me much more interested in writing a Snape-romance than anything else I've seen. ^_^ What fun it would be to create that awful fate!

[hprpsues]

http://www.quick-quote-quill.org/articles/1999/1099-connectiontransc.html

One of our internet correspondents wondered if Snape is going to fall in love.
(JKR laughs) Who on earth would want Snape in love with them? That's a very horrible idea.

[winter_ruins]

At least I don't have to worry that JKR reads fanfiction. I can stop feeling sorry for her now.

[winter_ruins]

Yep, he was made about me not paying attention and knew damn well I was lying.

Really? I didn't know that he was made...

Finally, you're not sorted by bloodlines >.< You're sorted by your characteristics. And not all Slytherin's are murders! >.>

[winter_ruins]

Which doesn't really bring up another point, but one I forgot to mention >.>

Since when does Snape look like a girl? >.

[hlfchcknhlfsqrl]

it makes me cry for someone to call a slimy, greasy haired git with a protruding nose a girl

[witchytara]

Clearly, he looks like a homely, unwashed, rather mannish girl.

[witchytara]

God, all these Blaise Sues are making me feel so bad for Blaise. Canon!Blaise I mean, the one with a penis.

[chels_dela_moor]

As opposed to the Canon!Blaise without a penis... sorry, it's late.

[witchytara]

Oh! Maybe it's the same Blaise, just the penis is detachable. ..yeah, it's late here, too. -_-;;

[scatterheart]

Maybe it's like that Ranma guy... (never actually watched it, but didn't he become a girl when he was hit by water or so?)

The plotbunnies come a-hopping... :-D