0036: Complications - Celeste, Chase, Rhiannon, and Damaris

[pottersues]

As promised... nice, fresh Mary-Sue! Rrrrrrraw and Wrrrrrrrriggling! And this one has a bit of a twist to it... just when you think you've had as much of the Sues as you can possibly bear... it whips two more brand-new Sues out of its ass! P|-|34R.

TITLE: Complications
PERPETRATOR: Dimantrien

SUE-O-METER: (how bad is it?)

WRITING:

Comments

[theeternalmind]

>Summary: if ur not illiterate then u must know already -_-

what u say im not illiterate ur illerite ROFLMAO OMFG

But seriously. Nobody who's really literate is going to take that statement seriously. Come on, look at it.

Aha!

[theeternalmind]

This fic was obviously written by the Iraqi Information Minister! So that's where he's got to!

"They think we r illiterate...they r illiterate! ROFLMAO!"

;-)

Re: Aha!

[donna_c_punk]

"pottersues is all about lies! All they tell is lies, lies and more lies!"

- The Mary Sue Information Minister

[donna_c_punk]

Title: Complications

Truth in advertising. Points for that.

Summary: if ur not illiterate then u must know already -_-

Gods ... the irony. I don't know whether to laugh or laugh really hard.

Disclaimer: Harry Potter and all recognizable stuff in this story belong to JK Rowling, Warner Bros, Scholastic Inc., the other publisher that I don’t know the name of (sorry) and whoever else has the right to it.

Gee, an all original Harry Potter story then!

AN again - I just put that to make my fic look longer lol ^_^;

Better it just LOOKS longer ... ai yi yi.

The pain ... the pain ...

[deliciouspear]

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Better it just LOOKS longer ... ai yi yi.
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Amen to that!

Will you stab out my eyes please?

~Squee

[deliciouspear]

It BURRRNS!

It FREEEZES!

*proceeds to wake up all of Mordor with her Anguished Howling*

~Squee

[anonymous]

'MLPP' stands for 'Moony, Lily, Padfoot, and Prongs'. The summary of that one says James, Sirius, Remus and Lily in their fourth year. For readers who love the older generation of wizards as teenagers but hate (or at least dislike) Peter Pettigrew. The new (old?) schoolyear must be pretty productive. Chapter 21's up.

I am so going to KILL someone for that! >:( *hugs Peter*

[anonymous]

...hugs...Peter?

HUGS the bastard that sold out Lily and James? *eye twitch*

You can actually do that without feeling the irresistble urge to vomit all over him? You sicken me.

I find myself hoping that I read or interpreted that wrong, because otherwise... death.

[cal_yn]

the bastard that sold out Lily and James

Shut up.

Seriously.

Peter didn't betray them until AFTER THEY GRADUATED. You have NO effing right to be getting mad at him here.

[le_grin]

But really folks, let's say what we're all thinking.

"Dedication: To Dianne, who died at the age of 12 on April 19, 2002 because she was too nice for this earth, to Alwyn, who is the best friend anybody could have, and to Steffi, coz even if we haven’t kept in touch for years and there’s a big chance that she won’t get to read this, she’ll always be a true friend to me. (There…now enough sap coz I am not…)"

"AN again - I just put that to make my fic look longer lol ^_^; review after u read plz…"

So maybe she wasn't refering to her "sincere" dedication, however...

I really feel that it's in somewhat badtaste to immediately post a self plugging coment, shortly after going on about a deceased child.

Then we must remember...

These are Sues, and were are but mere mortals.