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[pottershotter]

Eh? What’s this thing? Some kind of magic device? A typewriter with a screen? I wonder how it works...If anyone can see this...hello there! Nice to meet you! Charmed, I’m sure, but I’m looking for a bloke named Sirius Black at the moment. I seem to have misplaced him somewhere. You’ll know him if you see him, as I assume he’s probably all pruny

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[wicked_jenkins]

And he said it wasn't an invasion.

Well, if you mean that difficult black haired boy he's around somewhere. The thing you're using is called a computer, it's a lot nicer than a typewriter.

And alas you have found yourself in the deepest depths of Hell!

[pottershotter]

Ah, yes. That'd be him. Good to know he's around. But what do you mean "invasion"? What's he gotten himself into without me around to help him get into it?

A computer...it sure seems nicer than a typewriter! And really now? Hell, you say? Funny, I never quite imagined hell to be so nice-looking.

[wicked_jenkins]

You, the young man, another young man, and older gentleman and the lovely young lady all come from the same world.

It does a lot more things too. As far as what Hell can look like, it could be the most beautiful place in the world and still be Hell if it tortures you. Be prepared for horrible things to come your way, wanton death and destruction, mental attacks and over all indescribable horrors!

[pottershotter]

That's a good number, though I can think of others I'd like to be here. Is it so uncommon here to be from different worlds though? ...It's kind of amazing to think about though, if you put it like that.

Sounds terribly exciting! I think I'm up for a good challenge. The summer was bound to get boring eventually. It's good timing!

[cockofthewok]

Oi! I got out days ago!

Floor ten, get your bloody ass up here, we have things to discuss. Snip-snap Snape is here and he's almost sixty, also ... I snogged your girl.

[pottershotter]

Huh. Seems I'm a little late to the party then. Sorry about that. My bad.

Right, right, marching up there now. ...Wait, what?

[cockofthewok]

I pined Prongs, I pined.

[pottershotter]

I wouldn't have expected anything less, Padfoot.

[magicandpotions]

I can never be rid of you. You're like a plague.

[pottershotter]

Lily! Ah, that man I was talking to is a terrible liar. It can't possibly be hell if you've been brought here too!

Can I be a sexy plague?

[magicandpotions]

No.

[pottershotter]

Then perhaps something else. Like some other kind of epidemic. This world could use an epidemic of James Potter, I think. It was a little lacking, before.

[notabat]

Good God. The Potter boy is here, too?!

...Just when I thought you were gone for good.

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[pottershotter]

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[pottershotter]

...Snivellus? Oh wow, Sirius was right! You got old! You got really old! You're ancient now!

Come on, Snivellus. You're what, six thousand by now? You should have learned years ago that you can't get rid of me that easily!

[notabat]

Oh, shut up with the blasted nicknames already. Your little friends already mentioned them. I've had enough.

I won't take your cheek anymore. I can get rid of you with ridiculous ease. Zap you away like the little insect you are.

[innocentxcharm]

What's a bloke?

[pottershotter]

It's another word for a guy or a man. It's pretty common where I'm from.

[innocentxcharm]

Ooh. Are you a bloke then? It's a funny word~

[pottershotter]

I am! Are you? And I guess it is, if you're not used to it.