Went to HP on opening night in costume. Alfonso Cuarón rocks the house ( Read more... )

Just got back from 8 days in the Cayman Islands. Rock on. I return to work on Tuesday, but I'm not quite ready to leave Vacation Mode. Ahhh, relaxation ( Read more... )

Yo momma so fat, the recursive algorithm used to calculate her weight causes stack overflow.

~*~Well, my week away from the Internet was so pleasant that I'm considering making it semi-permanent ( Read more... )

In order to get some shit done IRL, I'm having a self-imposed Internet blackout until Saturday ( Read more... )

Ahahaha. I'm not much into comics, but these cracked me up ( Read more... )

This is one of those illustrative but not particularly interesting LJ posts. I won't be the least bit offended if you skip it.

My life:

• Thursday was awesome. I worked a horse in the round pen for the first time ever, and I didn't do too bad. Definitely an art I'd like to perfect. Or, at the very least, I'd like to be proficient enough to round ( Read more... )

You probably don't want to click this.

( Cut for some whining about work. )

I'm feeling unique again. This is ganked from JFusion. I, too, tried to keep the lines I replaced close to the originals. My superfluous comments are in italics.

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I just got back from The Passion of the Christ. It was highly disturbing. This was seemingly the point -- and as far as I can tell, the only point -- of the film.

Also disturbing: The woman behind us brought two children; they couldn't have been older than nine.

Since I am a very unique lemming (just like everyone else), I had to take LJMatch's Compatibility tests.

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