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I can Drink More Rum Than You,Captain Jack SparrowCULPRIT:
GypsyySUMMARY: "A YouJack fic. You are stuck on the island wJack Sparrow and sadly, Elizabeth. Very Pointless, but i've started adding a plotline now. YAY! A PLOTLINE!"
BEST LINE: "You: Really? You obviously didn’t hear what you were saying while you were asleep. ::mocking
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And then drinks twenty-two bottles of rum ... NOT just on an empty stomach, but on a stomach that is probably digesting itself right now????
Why the dammit isn't she DEAD???? One would think she has enough reasons to just snuff it right there without creating them for herself.
You should add that to her Sooper Speshul Abilities: The ability to drink enough rum to kill a large hippopotamus, never eat, overtax herself physically, and still have enough energy to skip, screw, and wisecrack.
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No, wait. The idiot!Norrington and sissy!Governor who show up later are even more terrible.
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My God. You know those parody exclamation marks that everyone uses when mocking fangirl speak, and the "1"s that supposedly come after letting the shift key up too soon?
I thought they were exaggerations.
*head tries to implode*
On the plus side, you want to kill the Sue, eh? Would you like to come along on one of our missions? The downing of 22 bottles of rum merits a trip to the Reality Room. You get to watch the realistic ramifications of everything that happens in the fic. What say you?
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Yes, it was necessary to say that in all caps. Listen to this, just in from fanfiction.net:
July 27th -- FanFiction.Net Content Guidelines have been updated to reduce the apparent confusion of two rules:
1. Chat and script format are the same. We have not allowed chat/script format for years.
2. Choose your adventure and second person/you based are interactive entries. We do not accept interactive stories.
Can you believe it?
Every single "You" fic up on PotC is now reportable, and better yet, deletable.
*tips hat*
Excuse me. I have work to do, starting with the fics that you've mentioned in this journal.
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*rejoices*
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