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Mary-You #9

Jul 24, 2004 10:52

TITLE: I can Drink More Rum Than You,Captain Jack Sparrow
CULPRIT: Gypsyy
SUMMARY: "A YouJack fic. You are stuck on the island wJack Sparrow and sadly, Elizabeth. Very Pointless, but i've started adding a plotline now. YAY! A PLOTLINE!"
BEST LINE: "You: Really? You obviously didn’t hear what you were saying while you were asleep. ::mocking ( Read more... )

Comments 12

Double-you ... tee ... EFF??? princesskraehe July 24 2004, 15:10:07 UTC

Lemme get this straight. Sue ... er, I ... er, Sue is on this island for four days, doing bloody boot camp training, and HAS NOT EATEN????

And then drinks twenty-two bottles of rum ... NOT just on an empty stomach, but on a stomach that is probably digesting itself right now????

Why the dammit isn't she DEAD???? One would think she has enough reasons to just snuff it right there without creating them for herself.

You should add that to her Sooper Speshul Abilities: The ability to drink enough rum to kill a large hippopotamus, never eat, overtax herself physically, and still have enough energy to skip, screw, and wisecrack.

Re: Double-you ... tee ... EFF??? potcsues July 24 2004, 16:27:09 UTC

I do believe you are correct.

Re: Double-you ... tee ... EFF??? princesskraehe July 25 2004, 06:47:15 UTC

Yay! I have influence! W00t!

seconded. _honeyspider July 24 2004, 17:24:26 UTC

I'm impressed that she didn't pass out as soon as the bloody stuff touched her lips under those conditions.

vampirenaomi July 25 2004, 10:46:10 UTC

This is so utterly stupid that I can't even make a funny comment. *cry*

No, wait. The idiot!Norrington and sissy!Governor who show up later are even more terrible.

araeph July 25 2004, 12:50:08 UTC

Jack: WHAT???? NO RUM??? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

My God. You know those parody exclamation marks that everyone uses when mocking fangirl speak, and the "1"s that supposedly come after letting the shift key up too soon?

I thought they were exaggerations.

*head tries to implode*

On the plus side, you want to kill the Sue, eh? Would you like to come along on one of our missions? The downing of 22 bottles of rum merits a trip to the Reality Room. You get to watch the realistic ramifications of everything that happens in the fic. What say you?

ganeris July 25 2004, 13:08:43 UTC

You know, Araeph, the beauty of PPCing this one is, the author herself makes an appearance, so you can kill her too. *waiting in eager anticipation*

potcsues July 30 2004, 19:50:19 UTC

I would be honored to accompany the brilliant Agents Mara and Isaiah on a mission. All they need do is call.

Hooray! vampirenaomi July 28 2004, 12:10:34 UTC

This fic should be edited/deleted soon enough since FFN doesn't allow these anymore.

araeph July 28 2004, 15:29:39 UTC

THE "YOU" FICS AREN'T ALLOWED ANYMORE!

Yes, it was necessary to say that in all caps. Listen to this, just in from fanfiction.net:

July 27th -- FanFiction.Net Content Guidelines have been updated to reduce the apparent confusion of two rules:

1. Chat and script format are the same. We have not allowed chat/script format for years.
2. Choose your adventure and second person/you based are interactive entries. We do not accept interactive stories.

Can you believe it?

Every single "You" fic up on PotC is now reportable, and better yet, deletable.

*tips hat*

Excuse me. I have work to do, starting with the fics that you've mentioned in this journal.

potcsues July 30 2004, 19:41:54 UTC

Happy day indeed.

*rejoices*