Sonja Raven-Sparrow

[potcsues]

Hellspawn sue, for your enjoyment...or as a cure for your insomnia. Whichever.

TITLE: Birds of a Feather
CULPRIT: Sailor Elf
SUMMARY: "When a mysterious stranger arrives in Port Royal, Will and Elizabeth find out that she might have a connection to their old friend Captain Jack Sparrow"
BEST LINE: "'Commodore Norrington. He has a dislike towards

Comments

[daniellafromage]

Mainly suffers from being ridiculously boring. From what little I skim-read, there didn't seem to be any Elizabeth-bashing/exclusion/mysterious deaths, so I suppose that that's a point in her favour...Whatever. I just can't seem to care about this fic, in any way.

[daniellafromage]

First comment!! ::shakes booty::

There are some advantages to being home in the middle of the day.

[kaneta]

A tattoo means that you're a pirate? Yeesh. I thought it just meant that you might have been to Asia. Or. Y'know. Been a sailor. And of course, 'cause it's a bird tattoo, that means that Jack Sparrow has something to do with it. And of course people are after la Isla del Muerte, 'cause there aren't any OTHER islands with treasure on them...

And--Sonja Raven? Ouch!

[potcsues]

Your icon might just be the best thing EVAR.

[roz_morgan]

after her mother dies and her last word is "sparrow."

If that was my mother's last word I would believe she was delusional and feel sorry for her but at least this Sue can't be Jack's true love because that's just incest.

[daniellafromage]

After paedophile!Jack of a few days ago, nothing would surprise me.

[roz_morgan]

Actualy it wouldn't suprise me if she slept with him and then found out.

[dark_sprout]

These are SUES! We cannot apply our human morality to their dark evil!

[salophile]

How refreshing to see another Sue-hunter who dislikes Thoreau (as well as appreciating good drama)! Now I finally know where I belong.

[salophile]

Au contraire, I find him to be dull, preachy, and hypocritical. Not to say that his ideas aren't good, but even he didn't follow them completely, which says something substantial.

Re: She used a variant of my name

[dark_sprout]

Sonya has connotations in my area- if someone is a "Sonya" they are the kind of hefty woman able to weild (and indeed brain a bloke with) an bottle of whisky filled with pennies. A BIG bottle of whisky as well...

Re: She used a variant of my name

[pinkalarmclock]

What do sueauthors with the Jack-is-my-father plot thing have with using S--- Sparrow??? Like Sonja or Suzy or Sam?????

Re: She used a variant of my name

[shy_dramaqueen]

Well, for one it it a new thing to see a Sue de-y-ify a name.

And... *glares threateningly* Do you have anything against Sonja, the proud name of the Norwegian princess, hmmm?

Shoo, bad Sue, nothing royal about you! *pulls out the commonfolk spork*