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So Close Yet So Far AwayCULPRIT:
Fairy of ObsessionSUMMARY: "Jack Sparrow is a pirate, you are merely a girl that works at a tavern. Will it ever work out, or will both of you be pulled apart? Jackyou, plz rr!"
BEST LINE: "'All right,' you finally concede, hoping that maybe the man might leave you alone
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Super Speshul Psychic Sue? Please.
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If I didn't want a reply, it would make more sense not to ask the question in the first place.
Stupid Sues.
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What the hell did that have to do with anything? The house comment was completely pointless.
Oh, and my best friend is studying How To Be A Cheap Whore 101. What other thing could a female study on Tortuga?
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You know, I should really stop looking at the clothing descriptions in these things, because they're far too painful to my inner costumer. "I" am apparently tripping around Tortuga in a silk tutu and showing off my stomach -- in an era when skirts went to the ankle at least, a "transparent" top would show nothing but a bodice or corset (dammit, Elizabeth's corset wasn't unique; it was just ill-fitting!)-- with no chemise underneath. And now "I" am changing into a black cotton nightdress (well, at least the cotton part is accurate) so apparently "I" am a widow.
You know, even if you don't want to do historical costume research (which I personally think is a lot of fun), watch the frickin' movie! Look at how the women were dressed, and model your character's ( ... )
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Actually it started out white, only "I" bought it from Barbossa, so it was cursed and black and had holes in it.
Hey, it makes as much sense as anything else in that story.
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She promises to be painful. She's very stupid already, and apparently the "author" would be "gleeful with happiness" if she owned PotC. Um, redundancy much?
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*stares at monitor in fear and loathing*
*is unable to decide whether to go on murderous rampage or simply spork self to death*
AGH! It burnnsssss...
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I am glad I have a couple of lists with good authors to at least give me something.
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