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So Close Yet So Far AwayCULPRIT:
Fairy of ObsessionSUMMARY: "Jack Sparrow is a pirate, you are merely a girl that works at a tavern. Will it ever work out, or will both of you be pulled apart? Jackyou, plz rr!"
BEST LINE: "'All right,' you finally concede, hoping that maybe the man might leave you alone
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This Sue makes no sense at all. Why would I let Jack Sparrow sleep in my bed with me, just minutes after meeting him? I may be gullible, but I'm not that far gone. Even if I did trust him not to try anything with me, I hate sleeping with someone else in the room. They always snore.
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So a 21-year-old single woman is able to afford her own large house by saving a few years worth of three shillings an hour? Good God, that'd be ludicrous in the modern era. In the PoTC era it's unthinkable.
"Sorry, but I have to take her, love. I'm sure that you'll understand.
Um, while it's great I'm not getting killed, why aren't I a little miffed about being kidnapped for real?
"That is if you consider a quarter of a slice of bread as a meal."
Well, you already pointed out the house thing, but I'll add: she works in a tavern! Serving food! She can eat the leftovers, or mooch from a sympathetic cook, or steal stuff out of storage! I never heard of a restaurant employee who didn't get free meals as a perk, and I doubt it was different in PoTC times--even the cruelest tavern doesn't have much to gain if its workers are fainting from hunger.
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Because he's Jack! He's like TEH HAWT. So that makes it okay. Duh.
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I have never had occasion to compare Jack Sparrow and Ted Bundy before. Thank you, Suethor.
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(For those desiring to mock me: http://www.austen.com/derby/adcin1.htm Feel free. It deserves it =) )
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So if I ever lose my mind and go asking for anything else, potcsues, please ignore me. I can't handle the guilt...
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You are my god. I've even built a little church out of popsicle sticks and dedicated it to your worship.
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