according to IMDB and Wikipedia, Danny DeVito provided the voice for "The Grundle King" in My Little Pony: The Movie.

the man is quite clearly the best person in hollywood.

on saturday christina and i drove an hour or so to westport ma to eat at a donut shop (Butler's Colonial) we saw on phantom gourmet.  when we arrived, no one was in the parking lot and there was a sign on the door: "we have moved!  go to (whatever the address was) and mention that you came here to get a 10% discount".  so we pull out the atlas from ( Read more... )

i finished my co-op, and as such no longer live in nashua.  i now live with christina in somahville.  i work at the library at northeastern again, and ride my bike there pretty much every day.  the left pedal on my fixie stuck up and unscrewed itself when i was mass ave the other day, and the extra pedals i have are the wrong size.  unfortunately, ( Read more... )

There is a mountain of snow, up past the big glen ( Read more... )

why is the only banana shaped phone $95.  seriously i am contemplating suicide because i don't want to live in a world where you can't buy a banana phone for $20.  forget curing cancer someone get on this.

John Singleton Copley, because he painted this

the livejournal question of the day is what do you want to be when you "grow up".  they put the quotes in, not me.  what does that even mean?  does that mean that we will never grow up?  we will get old, but act like children?  no wonder, as Vice put it, "America's a permanent kindergarten".

i'm doing my part; i'm already an old man.

thank god for circular pieces of plastic that cause vibrations.

i'm afraid i'm going to fuck up royally.

okay, so your heart only gets a certain amount of beats and then you die (providing you dont get a fake one installed), right?  so if i eat enough bacon and butter now so that it skips a few beats here and there, that means im adding time to my life, correct?

• sail to antarctica; reach south pole.
• own cranberry farm.
• design new type of train, then operate said train (thus becoming an engineer in both senses).
• own record store.
• write exactly one song that will be remembered positively decades after my death.