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[ohgollygeewhiz]

WHO: Tom, Roberto, and Johnny
WHAT: Roberto and Johnny try to show Tom how to pick up ladies. YOU CAN IMAGINE HOW THIS WILL END.
WHERE: Seattle
WHEN: evening
WARNINGS: everything.

Comments

[dacosta_pi]

At least in Roberto's mind they couldn't steer poor Tom wrong. Clubs like this were what he considered fun and casual; people got trashed and acted any way they wanted to and no one could really judge since they were doing the exact same thing! Besides, most chicks only came to places like this to catch a guy's attention, right? They'd find Tom a cutie in no time.

And even though Roberto himself wasn't looking to pick up, he was still dressed his best. What was the sense in looking like he was slumming? That just wasn't how he rolled! "Well, this place is packed! And hot."

Roberto moved his gaze across the crowd of people heading inside, and grinned over at Tom. "You're going to love this."

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[ohgollygeewhiz]

Tom did as he was told, though it was slightly bewildering. He undid the first two buttons of his shirt, forcing a wobbly smile. He knew that he stuck out like a sore thumb---people kept asking him if he was a Mormon, and telling them that no, he was a mutant just seemed to insult them---but Johnny and Roberto would set him right. This type of place was their stomping ground. He was confident in that.

"I'm a little nervous, that's all," he confessed, not sure where to look. He was half afraid he'd look too long at one of those under-dressed gals and get himself slapped for being fresh.

[dacosta_pi]

One of those or some hot cougar mama. Roberto trusted that either option would at least get the fella laid, and that couldn't hurt!

"We'll getcha a couple of shots and then you won't be feeling a thing. Besides? What's so nerve wrecking about good tunes and an even better crowd?"

Really. Roberto trusted this would just go as smooth as a baby's bottom.