(Untitled)

[r3djust1c3]

WHO: r3djust1c3 and mythslayer in the first thread, ALL OTHER THREADS OPEN TO anyone who happens to be at the trollhouse.
WHAT: Shenanigans. All of them.
WHERE: The desert.
WHEN: Tonight!
WARNINGS: Profanity and anger, par for the course. Someone may or may not utter the words what the butt.
SUMMARY: It's Valentine's Day! And First Perigee Spawning. Guess

Comments

TEREZI + CHO

[r3djust1c3]

[mythslayer]

[It's only a few minutes after his big, showy, possibly stupid display in New York that Cho gets around to his meet-up with his weird troll friend. He appears in a blue shimmer of light, not far from Terezi but also facing the wrong direction.] Knock knock.

[r3djust1c3]

[ Terezi lets him wait just a minute -- it takes her time to get from her room, down the stairs and to do the front door, anyway -- but it's not long before she's pulling open the heavy door. She's sure he's already noticed the weird symbols glued to it.

Glue. Really? ]

Hey!

[mythslayer]

[Cho spins around to face her, and - well, he's completely unfazed by seeing his new best online buddy actually has gray skin and horns and horrible sharp teeth.] Hey, Terezi. Good to finally see you. Liking the horns.

MOVIES

[hate_actually]

[TONIGHT WE WILL BE VIEWING: A lightly comic account of the romantic travails of a varied ensemble cast over the course of the approach to 12th Perigee's Eve, involving two flushed relationships, three pale, one ashen and three caliginous; in which class divides are crossed nonthreateningly; skeptics learn to admit affection; infidelity in various quadrants thwarted; unrequited feelings resolved peacefully after appropriate tension; minor characters satisfactorily culled; numerous characters interlinked in ways that could be considered ingenious; several examples of harmless pseudopolitical commentary; at least 20 humorous quotes; 7 attractive older actors popular with middle-aged females; 38 moments of heartwarming romantic affirmation etc. etc.]

[this is, for those unaware, the troll equivalent of Love Actually, more on which can be found here if you really want to familiarize yourselves with the depths of my failure. Karkat had his copy returned to him in his stocking at Christmas, and has finally succeeded in getting it to work

[idkmybffrufio]

[drags himself into the living room in an inexplicably pathetically endearing fashion] Oh, uhh, hey, Karkat, what movie are you watching? [HOISTS himself up onto the couch, his robot parts making clanking noises as they knock together]

[hate_actually]

[Karkat hands Tavros the DVD case rather than actually read out the title as, apparently content with the state of the DVD player, he sits back on the couch]

[looks down at the robot legs]

... How did you even get over here?

[idkmybffrufio]

[Tavros gives him a bit of a blank stare] I, umm, dragged myself, with my arms.

[becomes completely engrossed in reading the DVD case]

SOMEONE ANSWER THE DOOR

[water_whipped]

[ Because there are candygrams to be delivered. She has a valentine for each of people in the house, but she also has two special personalized candygrams.

Also, it should be noted that Katara is, as Johnny predicted, covered in glitter from head to toe. She is practically sparkling in the desert moonlight.

KNOCK. KNOCK. ]

[hate_actually]

[PAUSES THE MOVIE to go answer the door]

[takes the remote with him because he doesn't trust any of you fuckers]

[opens the door ...]

Oh, fuck, it's you. What the hell do you want.

[water_whipped]

[ Katara glares right back because she's not taking any of your shit, Karkat.

Only she didn't actually think the word shit because she doesn't approve of profanity. But the sentiment is there. ]

Hello to you, too. I'm delivering candygrams.

[hate_actually]

[8| ONE DAY HE WILL MAKE YOU UTTER PROFANITY, KATARA]

[ONE DAY]

Okay, what the shit is a candygram and why should I care.