so. i'm buying new shirts, because i only have, like, 7 or so that i can actually wear. but i don't want just any shirt, oh no. i want fun ones. so... yay. fun finds. chances are you've seen them; if not, then yay. yay for you.

More Cowbell

I Heart Irony

Soviet Russia

i really want to get this for stina.

Right to Bear Arms. heh. ( Read more... )

i would just like to take a moment to mention that my own brother doesn't know how to spell my middle name.

drunken dumbass.

:)

i have recently discovered bowie.

i have realized that, really, there is no one better to sing a duet with bowie than freddie mercury. and then have vanilla ice rip the beat from their song. hot damn. :)

also, i'd just like to take the time to say that the "stressed" star (see below) would be REALLY freaky when you're drunk. that is all.

...after two drinks he’s a loser after three drinks he’s a star ( Read more... )

so, let's say that a typical major-league baseball score is, oh, 5-3.

now, when i say that the nationals lost in a 14-1 game, try to realize just how much that sucks. :)

i mean, really. dayum.

john c. roberts, ladies an gentlemen.

only 50 years old, and served as a legal aide to rehnquist, oh joy.

are you ready, democrats? bend over and grab your ankles.

ladies, prepare the coathangers.

it's just a matter of time.

dad: can you name all the burrows of new york?
linda: queens...
me: *whispers* you know one more.
linda: brooklyn...
me: *whispers* one more...
linda: new jersey...

:)

she was just kidding, but still. fandamntastic. :)

work has been evil. not the kind of evil the power rangers fight, but still... evil in the get-up-way-too-early-and-perform-mundane-tasks kind of way. you know. i haven't been working full weeks, though, and that worries me... i have a LOT of stuff to buy this year, and i was really counting on at least $1500... i'll be lucky if i get that. i ( Read more... )

okay, guys... i'm officially a nerd.

not that it wasn't a well-known fact before this.

i just saw the trailer for rent... WOW. almost as exciting as serenity. :)

also, just gotta say-- jesse l. martin can SING. a newfound hottness in him. ...shut up, nick.

but yeah... check it out.

dawn and simon are lifetime whores!!! i guess it's not as bad as being a disney whore, but still ( Read more... )