2.01: Updating_

[porygonal]

[So Pory's been gone a few months, and has finally returned. Canon update here, welcome back.]To: subjects with concerns regarding transmissions to Silph Corporation

Comments

[will_be_god]

Free will...I see. What has it yielded thus far for you?

[porygonal]

It is dissatisfying to reject my purpose. However, it was necessary. Remaining at Silph Corporation would have been detrimental to myself. I am now able to direct my resources to pursue personal objectives.

[will_be_god]

Define "dissatisfying".

[porygonal]

An absence of contentment or achievement in a task. I was unable to meet the requirements of {program department: dimensional analysis} in my research, as unauthorized upgrades in my programming have rendered gathered data invalid for their use.

I have failed to adequately perform my function to Silph Corporation standards. Therefore I am dissatisfied.

[140_96]

Are you... a program?

[porygonal]

Yes. I am Porygon-Z. I am a virtual Pokemon.

[140_96]

Ohhh. So you're an inorganic Pokemon, if you don't mind me saying.

I'm really fascinated by that.

oops typo

[porygonal]

It does not cause offense to state what is fact. The validity of a lifeform is not defined by its composition.

[solarock]

What do you need, Porygon-Z?

[operatingbuddy]

Welcome back.