I'm not sorry.

[pwninursanity]

[Wherever the hell you are-

A fifteen foot clown made of multicoloured junk has just come up through the floor like a ghost, shoved its huge face as close as possible, almost nose to big red shiny round nose.]

ΉӨПK. ΉӨПK.

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dklfjalskdf; WE ARE GONNA DESTROY THE PLACE SO BADLY Y/Y

[stfu_im_praying]

[Step One: Shriek like a girl.
Step Two: Try to to whack that freaky thing with the scythe.
Step Three: ???
Step Four: This will most likely end in no profit.]

MFYMF

[pwninursanity]

[Your profit is a noise like a squeaky dog toy being bitten and the clown falling over.

Eet-eet.]

[stfu_im_praying]

[Wait, that actually worked?! Oh good, it worked! Heaves out a sigh of relief and places a hand to his head.]

What the fuck is going on here, seriously?!

[pwninursanity]

[And now he's standing back up.]

h33-h33...m4dn355 !5 41w4y5 1urk!n9.

*sob* YOU SHOULD BE only not really. 1/2

[fujigglephysics]

[KEYWORDS]

[fujigglephysics]

[Brb trying to twist your limbs off with superpowered eyes.]

[pwninursanity]

[Hey, it's working!

Except he doesn't seem to care.]

єєнєнєнєнєєєє...

[fujigglephysics]

[She'll just ignore that laughing and will proceed to rip them off. Hope you didn't need those arms.]

[tobara_tomato]

[He was trying to get some breakfast. But after seeing this new guy, he dropped his milk & cereal, lost his appetite and then ran off screaming his lungs out.]

SENPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!

[pwninursanity]

[BRB CHASING TOBI DOWN.]

YӨЦЯΣ ΛFЯΛID, ΛЯΣПƬ YӨЦ? ЯΣΛᄂᄂY ΛFЯΛID!

[tobara_tomato]

[And for some odd reason, he can understand what he said]

P-PLEASE DON'T EAT TOBI!!! TOBI'S A GOOD BOY!!! HE'S TOO GOOD TO GET EATEN!!!

[pwninursanity]

[He pops off his nose-it grows back, and he throws the one he had so that it'll go past Tobi and bounce back to bonk him. Of course, if it misses, it'll bonk The Clown instead.]

єνєяуσηє ѕнσυℓ∂ вє ∂єνσυяє∂ ву мα∂ηєѕѕ!

[mylittlebastard]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~!

[RUNNING FAR, FAR AWAY. Cue the Yakety Sax music.]

[pwninursanity]

[Oh yes, he's chasing, but purposefully staying a short distance away.]

ⓓⓞⓝ'ⓣ ⓨⓞⓤ ⓦⓐⓝⓣ ⓣⓞ ⓟⓛⓐⓨ ⓦⓘⓣⓗ ⓜⓔ?

[mylittlebastard]

NO FUCKING WAY, I DON'T WANNA!

[Still running~, although now he's also trying to find a room to hide in.]

[pwninursanity]

[Still the exact same distance~]

уσυℓℓ ƒєєℓ вєттєя ιƒ уσυ ρℓαу му gαмє!

[ragged_soldier]

[Falcon Punch get?]

[pwninursanity]

[He gets socked right on the nose!

It HONKS!]

[ragged_soldier]

Honestly, the things I have to do around here sometimes...

[THOUSAND YEARS OF PAIN YEARS OF PUNCHING OH YEEEEAAAAHHHHH]

[pwninursanity]

[OW OW OW

He just seems to be taking it all.]