I'm not sorry.

[pwninursanity]

[Wherever the hell you are-

A fifteen foot clown made of multicoloured junk has just come up through the floor like a ghost, shoved its huge face as close as possible, almost nose to big red shiny round nose.]

ΉӨПK. ΉӨПK.

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[ragged_soldier]

[Falcon Punch get?]

[pwninursanity]

[He gets socked right on the nose!

It HONKS!]

[ragged_soldier]

Honestly, the things I have to do around here sometimes...

[THOUSAND YEARS OF PAIN YEARS OF PUNCHING OH YEEEEAAAAHHHHH]

[pwninursanity]

[OW OW OW

He just seems to be taking it all.]

[ragged_soldier]

[Okay, that should be enough. He stops punching the clown and turns to walk away.]

Hmph. How worthless...

[pwninursanity]

Oi!

[Hey, what the-Kakuzu's own voice is yelling at him now.]

Don't use words that describe yourself!

[And the clown sits up-OH JESUS. Where its mask has been cracked, it's Kakuzu's face under there.]

[ragged_soldier]

What the-

[Whirls around and stares in shock, though it only lasts for a moment before he makes a couple of handsigns to try and dispel this "genjutsu".]

[pwninursanity]

You think I'm some pathetic genjutusu?

[It brings back its larger, striped arm, to return that Falcon punch.]

[ragged_soldier]

[Quickly dodges and throws another punch.]

If not, then what are you even supposed to be?

[pwninursanity]

You're acting like an idiot.

[This time it dodges, in pretty much the exact same what that Kakuzu had a moment ago.]

Can't you work it out for yourself?

[And it jumps forward-suddenly it's the same heigh as Kakuzu too, and it's copying his punching skill perfectly.]

[ragged_soldier]

...well, I know that you're not something to be taken lightly, that's for sure.

[Fist-to-fist combat, oh yes.]

[pwninursanity]

[And with every strike, he has the exact counter Kazuki would use, and following with the exact attack he'd use after that counter.]

Of course not. Neither of us are.

[ragged_soldier]

Hn. In that case, I shall be back. No sense in just rushing in without even knowing what I'm up against, anyway.

[And then he poofs away, if only to inspect the other encounters around here.]