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FLY AWAY NOW FLY AWAY NOW FLY AWAYYY

Jan 05, 2011 11:50

Greetings, ladies and gents! But, mostly the gents. As you enter the house today, you will see that everything is a little different today, from the raunchy decorations to the lights that flash every minute or so. Also, this music keeps playing in the background for some reason.

And stripper poles everywhere.

What.

That can only mean one thing.

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insanity batshit insanity everywhere, madness motherfucker do you speak it, it was funny to me, where is our god, awesomely crazy, brain breakage, ~to everyone, why would we even

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joe_pi January 5 2011, 17:58:06 UTC

[Joe is not very good at this.

He does remove his head though.

Tha's sexy right?]

stfu_im_praying January 5 2011, 19:40:13 UTC

[Considering that nearly everybody else here can't take their limbs off...]

...the hell are you doing?

joe_pi January 5 2011, 19:54:50 UTC

[Joe can't help it, he doesn't WEAR clothes like you fleshy types.]

I AM ATTEMPTING TO GET INTO THE SPIRIT OF THINGS.

stfu_im_praying January 5 2011, 20:17:42 UTC

[Well, then he's missing out on something great.]

Yeah, uh. Hate to break it to you, but that is not how you strip, seriously.

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whatisthatman January 5 2011, 18:06:11 UTC

[Matthew has begun by wearing his signature battle costume-a top hat and tails, but with a bit of a Chippendale twist to it, the cuffs and collar seperate pieces of clothing. There's also no shirt on there, so feel free to notice he has no belly button.

He also seems to be really getting into it-his entire battle style is based around rythm and fluid motion, after all, so watch as he jumps up, wrapping a leg around the pole and spins around it a few times before he slides to the bottom, onto his knees. Hey audience. Catch this top hat.]

sugarfucking January 5 2011, 19:38:43 UTC

[And guess who just caught it!]

Damn. Didn't know that you were fucking good at this, eh?

No Matthew, you are not an adorable ten year old anymore. whatisthatman January 5 2011, 19:49:09 UTC

[Oh-ho, he's just getting started.]

I've never tried before...

[He doesn't finish his sentence, instead hooking his knee around the pole and standing, then lifting his other leg to catch it over the first, holding him in the air. He twirls around so that he has his back to her, then bend over backwards the whole way, supporting himself on his hands.]

But I've always relied on being flexible.

Pffff what xD sugarfucking January 5 2011, 20:36:40 UTC

[Well, whatever the case, Stocking's really impressed.]

Wow~, no wonder!

[Leaning just a bit closer.]

By the way? Don't hold back. I'd like to see all of you, if you know what I mean.

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strongestcoward January 5 2011, 18:07:45 UTC

[He's mostly just hiding behind the pole and swaying a little.]

fujigglephysics January 5 2011, 19:25:13 UTC

[Speechless. So very, very speechless.

And yet, she can't look away. Whyyy.]

strongestcoward January 5 2011, 19:52:15 UTC

[So much hate.

He unbuttons ONE button on ONE suit.]

fujigglephysics January 5 2011, 20:04:41 UTC

( ... )

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sugarfucking January 5 2011, 19:28:59 UTC

[Of course, Stocking would work that pole. I mean, jesus it's part of her transformation sequence, so why the hell not.]

stfu_im_praying January 5 2011, 19:42:40 UTC

M-mph...

[Must. Resist. Taking off clothes. But hnnnngh!

He looks around for a moment, before he starts to take off his cloak. Nobody's gonna notice, right? Right???]