FLY AWAY NOW FLY AWAY NOW FLY AWAYYY

[artismypoison]

Greetings, ladies and gents! But, mostly the gents. As you enter the house today, you will see that everything is a little different today, from the raunchy decorations to the lights that flash every minute or so. Also, this music keeps playing in the background for some reason.

And stripper poles everywhere.

What.

That can only mean one thing.

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[strongestcoward]

[He's mostly just hiding behind the pole and swaying a little.]

[fujigglephysics]

[Speechless. So very, very speechless.

And yet, she can't look away. Whyyy.]

[strongestcoward]

[So much hate.

He unbuttons ONE button on ONE suit.]

[fujigglephysics]

[strongestcoward]

[His stripper mind control does not accept this!

Scarves! They gently turn her head to watch.

As he wraps an arm around the pole and spins.]

[fujigglephysics]

[strongestcoward]

[You gotta watch, Fuji.

You gotta watch as he drops a jacket.]

[fujigglephysics]

[stfu_im_praying]

STRIP! STRIP! STRIP, YA FUCKER, STRIIIIIP!

[Only yelling this because he's a complete ass, as usual.]

[strongestcoward]

[Ever had a stripper pole torn out of a wall and thrown through your guts, Hidan?

Well you have now.]

[stfu_im_praying]

[...maybe. But, that was only one time, so.

Also, ouch dude.]

GAH, FUCK! THAT'S NOT HOW YOU USE THE POLE, DUMBASS!

[strongestcoward]

It's how I use it, don't like it, leave!

[stfu_im_praying]

Fuck that! I've got something even better!

[Yanks the pole out to throw it at him. Not like it ever made much of a difference because Hidan never learns.]

[strongestcoward]

[Clang.]

You are...so dumb.

[stfu_im_praying]

...oh, right. I forgot. Fuck.

[Sits down to watch anyway and grumbles.]

[loveshaagendaz]

[This face forever.]