Today I came across this in my theology textbook:

The major gods of the Canaanites were the Baals and their female partners, the Astartes.  Canaanites believed that the Baals controlled the land.  The fertility of the land depended on the Baals having sexual relations with their consorts.  The Canaanites believed that they should share in rituals ( Read more... )

Ladies and gentleman, fasten your belt seats!

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Dear Universe ( Read more... )

Karma.

i will get you some day!

In other news, who's for running into lost lovers at the most unopportune times? 'Cause i am!

Finally, it has paid off for me to work my ass off.  Four A’s, two high high B’s (we’ll call them almost-a’s, it sounds better) and two that we wont talk about.  No C’s.  It’s amazing, seeing what happened last year.

But now, I can look at most of my teachers and say “Don’t you dare glare at me for not paying attention.  I’m acing your class.”  ( Read more... )

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According to the aol presidential match guide, my opinions match:
Kerry - 66%
Bush - 26%
And now for something completely different…

Banned Books Survey

Here are 100 banned books of 1990-2000. Bold in the ones you've read. Italicize the ones you first read as part of a school assignment or checked out from a school library. Underline the ones you read ( Read more... )

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The razor blade is gone from my wallet.  Uh-oh.  That spells trouble in seventeen dead languages.  It was for protection, I swear!  I hadn’t used it since that awful family reunion.  What did they really expect?

Besides, I need more protection now than just from myself.  Threatening people with fire doesn’t work anymore.

“Don’t Panic” on repeat ( Read more... )

I bought the Garden State Soundtrack last night to rectify my stressful/bad day.

My new favorite things: playing “Lebanese Blonde” and walking really slowly through doorways, and bouncing on my bed and spinning listening to “Let Go”.

Maybe I am too young for you.  But you’re wrong in thinking that it’s a bad thing.

Everyone's saying different ( Read more... )