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Apr 16, 2007 03:06

Oh, my GOD, people!

What is going on with all of this Saiyuki yaoi? It just blows my mind- where is it coming from? I mean, look at the guys! Gojyo's all over the ladies, and so he could obviously never like a guy, Hakkai also only likes girls and probably only his sister, and there would be so much awesome nothing hot about it at all if they got ( Read more... )

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pukingtoreador April 16 2007, 08:25:57 UTC
Goku whimpered when Sanzo tugged sharply on his hair, snapping his head back. A thin line of saliva dribbled from his mouth and his cheeks where flushed.
"San-sanzo..."
"Watch what you're doing, idiot! It's not eating a pork bun. Now be more careful or I'll kill you"
"But Sanzo, I'm hungry..."

A gunshot resonated the forest. Gyojo and Hakkai, woke up, snuggled closer, and went back to sleep.

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cognitiveleague April 16 2007, 08:55:42 UTC
Ugh! My delicate sensibilities are offended! Don't ever come near me, you monster ,unless you've got more where that came from...<3 !!

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sylviaviridian April 16 2007, 08:44:59 UTC
"Ahn...Hakkai..." Gojyo groaned, "Oh, yeah, that's it, c'mon, more..." His head fell back to rest on the seat he was lying on as Hakkai thrust deeper into his body, "Ahh, yeahh..." Hakkai smiled down at him for a moment, eyes glittering with lust and mischief, then pulled back and thrust again, harder, making both men moan loudly.

They were just setting up a rhythm, when suddenly the surface beneath them trembled once in disgust, before proceeding to transform back into a dragon; both gave cries of shock and pain as they found themselves and their clothes unceremoniously dumped into the dusty street. With an irritated glare at the lovers, Hakuryu flew off toward the town where Goku and Sanzo were shopping for food.

"Oh, dear," Hakkai fretted as Gojyo swore fluently, "I do believe we've offended him..."

This is why I shouldn't be allowed to write at one in the morning.

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cognitiveleague April 16 2007, 08:53:41 UTC
It's 4:45 here...and still no work done on my 4-days-late term paper, yay!

Ugh, you amazing, wonderful person stupid, filthy troll! That was so unbelievably hot and made of win gross, and out of character, and WRONG! Don't even think about writing more, or I'll have to give you a whole box full of cute fluffy things. And cookies. smack you with a whole bucket of fish, one after the other.

And how could you do that to Jeep?! How?? It was hilarious =D

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sylviaviridian April 16 2007, 09:33:33 UTC
Well, I love fish and cookies and fluffy things, too, so I may just have to take you up on that offer so I can eat them~♥

The first time, Gojyo had had a few drinks...not as much as he usually had, but enough to be an excuse if things went wrong, and then he'd come home and begun to stammer through some sort of awkward confession. About halfway through that, Hakkai grabbed the front of his shirt, pulled him forward, and kissed him, and that had set the tone for most of their relationship. Gojyo had never thought of himself as the submissive type before, but there was just something about the matter-of-fact control in Hakkai's voice that kept him from even questioning which of them was in the lead...and as he moaned and writhed beneath his gorgeous lover's attentions, he knew he wouldn't have things any other way.

A little different from the first one, but I hope it's still good. I'm not all that great at the whole graphic sex thing...

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cognitiveleague April 16 2007, 14:37:38 UTC
Aw....so cute! Love Gojyo getting drunk as an excuse, too, that's so him...

Are you mocking me?! I thought I told you to keep quit posting all this gay stuff! Why doesn't anyone listen to me????

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jyuufish April 16 2007, 14:05:31 UTC
"K..." Goyjo said a little slowly because he was fulling thrilling at the teeth that were nipping sharply into his lower lip because he knew that at the slightest tug either way he would probably bleed and that thought thrilled him as he was able to run his hands down the bareness of Hakkai's chest, making their way straight towards those pants. He wanted to bite back but he took his time with that, dragging his lip away from Hakkai so that he could take a look at the limiter cuff as he was asked to; it took him a moment to make out the print but when he did, he liked it, his fingers slipping through a belt loop so he could tug Hakkai into his body. "Mine." When it came to the things he cared about he could be extremely possessive and right now, he wanted to lay claim to his husband irrecovably ( ... )

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cognitiveleague April 16 2007, 14:32:22 UTC
Ugh...you! Out of my fandom! Didn't I just say I didn't want to see any of that wonderful nasty, nasty gay stuff? And ugh, spamming me with porn, that is so much fun immature!

Come on! They couldn't even get married or anything, because two men can't have children! They don't let barren people get married for just that reason; why should gays--which Gojyo and Hakkai couldn't be, ever! No matter what your blessed fangirl mind thinks!-get different treatment? Ugh, I think I could feel myself becoming a horrible, bitchy person typing that... O_o

Quit trolling, already! Buckets of love No love for you, sicko!

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jyuufish April 16 2007, 22:50:39 UTC
Ahahaha I have like logs and logs of RPing.. we can be here all DAY! *throws confetti* Yay for Hakkai deep dicking Gojyo! *starts the party* *teehee ( ... )

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cognitiveleague April 17 2007, 07:34:21 UTC
Threat, or promise? =D

OMG, you're so mean! Stopstopstopstopstop! You're ruining the series for me with your freaky, scary, awesome yaoi, darn it!!!!1!

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iambic5 May 1 2007, 05:46:20 UTC
Hah, I see that you are getting what you deserve, you stupid troll! I bet I can make it even worse, though... take this! Foursome!

"Hey, idiot, you're going the wrong way," Sanzo groused, glaring after Goku. "The trail's over there."
"I know where I'm going," Goku insisted. "Besides," he added with a devious grin, "this way is better."
Sanzo sighed. "This is not the time ( ... )

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