Apr 16, 2007 03:06
Oh, my GOD, people!
What is going on with all of this Saiyuki yaoi? It just blows my mind- where is it coming from? I mean, look at the guys! Gojyo's all over the ladies, and so he could obviously never like a guy, Hakkai also only likes girls and probably only his sister, and there would be so much awesome nothing hot about it at all if they got it on! Which they wouldn't! Ever! And that kind of relationship couldn't be healthy for either of them, even if it did happen- I mean, really! It's not as though they have a freaking book's worth of subtext or anything, and they're not protective of each other or in a trusting sort of friendship, either. And don't get me started on the others. I mean, Sanzo hates everyone except Goku, for crying out loud! And Goku only worships the ground Sanzo walks on because he's a total simpleton without a thought in his head! Just thinking about them in a relationship makes me happy sick!
And above all, under no circumstances, EVER, should anyone write them having a foursome. That would be the most disgusting thing ever!
There's got to be some sane people here who can empathize with me, right? Down with the Saiyuki slashers! Especially the ones who include Jeep as a character and a setting all at once!
yaoi