Another Damn KH Rant

[animekittysama]

I know that people have ranted about KH before, but that fandom can be such a festering pile of depravity that it deserves another go-round.

You see, people are getting it into their heads that they can break the rules when it comes to pairings. …How very sadly mistaken they are. Look, within a fandom we all agree on what the OTPs are via popular

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Spoiler warning for up to the World that never was.

[sarraceniaceae]

Hades/Axel is a brilliant idea. Even if they're too busy mindfucking to have sex.

Axel smiled lazily at Hades, not bothering to conceal its predatorial cast. "So, how many people have ever escaped from this dump? I'm curious."

Hades snorted. "Better men than you have failed, so don't even try."

"So untrusting. So lacking in faith. My heart aches-"

"-Oh wait. I haven't got one," Hades finished for him sarcastically. "Can't you find a new joke? I swear, half the ghosts in this joint think losing their head is the height of hilarity. Gets kind of old after a few millennia

[animekittysama]

Oooooh, excellent, my dear! Thanks for proving that it could be done and done wellTHAT WAS DISGUSTING BUT THANK GOODNESS I KNOW THAT AXEL WAS ONLY DOING SO HE COULD GET BACK TO HIS ROXIE-WOXIE SWEETPIE

[sarraceniaceae]

That was awesome. Marluxia having to deal with the Queen of Hearts made me laugh so hard. Bring it, bitch

[animekittysama]

Demyx in Atlantica is win! Go Ursula!Fine! Let's up the ante then

OMG U HOR take this (pt1)

[usagivindaloo]

OK, I know you wanted Sephiroth/Zexion, but will Sephiroth/Zexion-disguised-as-Tifa do? The reason is that I'm working on a big longass Sephiroth/Tifa fic with Zexion and Maleficent as the main villains. In one scene, Zexion is going to try and get Sephiroth to join him by disguising himself as Tifa and playing up the whole dysfunctional mindfuck of an attraction they've got going... the scene isn't written yet, but your OMG RANTING intriugued me to give this random attempt a shot."You can't say that you're not at least a little interested," Zexion purred in a voice and tone that was not his own. It was far sweeter and more feminine than his usual speaking voice, and it matched his illusion perfectly. He had spent time preparing for this masquerade, after all

Part 2 (reposted to warn for slight non-con)

[usagivindaloo]

"Wouldn't it be nice?" Zexion asked, tilting his head in the same adorable way that TIfa had mastered. "Would it not be nice to have a Tifa, have a soft and yielding body, that is not the property of another 'you'? To bend her to your will and take her and make her yours utterly, hear her cry out your name, and know that she's not thinking of him, not comparing you to him, not wishing in her heart that you were him? A Tifa who will fulfill your every want, your every desire, no matter how perverse it might be? A Tifa who doesn't mind the darkness?" Graceful bare shoulders shrugged, and the corners of his mouth quirked. "Or... perhaps I've misjudged you. Maybe you aren't the scheming prick you seem to be... perhaps you are too weak to take what you want. Maybe you like watching her, gazing over her body, and knowing that you can never really have her, not like he could. I guess settling for Cloud Strife's sloppy seconds might be enough for

[animekittysama]

Wow.... just wow! Talk about meta-level mind-fuckery! And I loved how you perfectly explained Sephiroth/Tifa within KH. Plus, I can't help but think that Sephiroth deserves to have someone pull the "Tifa drag" on him after FF7 XD

OMG WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!? EVERYONE KNOWS THAT SEPHIROTH ONLY GETS IT UP FOR GUYS!

Can I write something back for you?

[usagivindaloo]

YAY! Positive feedback tingles like happy! I really like that potential explanation of Sephiroth/Tifa in KH, the notion of Sephiroth having all of Cloud's repressed dark desires. I liked it so much that I started on this fic that is ending up being this massively epic multichapter monster, complete with Disney cameos, character death, new Nobodies, Zexion and Maleficent teaming up, and lots of Seph/Tifa hate!sex. Or at least I was working on it until World of Warcraft stole my soul. ;_;

OMG no way you can TOTALLY not write back anything for me! Especially nothing with Sephiroth and Tifa! Or Sephiroth and Larxene... that would be totally gross! And ESPECIALLY not Sephiroth/Sailor Saturn if you like the Sailor Moon canon, because that would be totally sick and it's not like I've spammed my love hate enough for that pairing.

I would be thrilled and honored to have you write something back! Thank you! And feel free to write whatever you like, my ranting is just some random brainstorming if you'd like a prompt, but I'd be thrilled with

[saiyanserenityv]

Am I wrong for liking Luxord X Xaldin?

http://ladychimera.deviantart.com/art/Truth-or-Dare-59535585

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