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[soberloki]

Harry Potter writers:

Harry Potter does NOT have a thing for Severus Snape's silky, seductive voice. He is in no way attracted to the dulcet grating tones of the man's horrible tirades, and he most certainly would notNOT find himself getting hard in classes because of Snape's warm breath on the back of his neck.

On a related note, Severus Snape

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[lolly_squelch]

[soberloki]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Fluffy babies!

OMG EW EW EW. Kittens are so not sweet or funny or ANYTHING. You are SICK.

[j_lunatic]

[rosehiptea]

Severus Snape knew nothing had ever made less sense than this: his hands buried in Harry Potter's hair as the boy... young man, he reminded himself... took Snape's cock into his mouth. Yet he was so eager it was all Snape could do to keep from thrusting hard into his mouth. Harry himself wasn't going to wait, Snape could see his hand there, stroking his own cock as he sucked.

"Stop this!" he said harshly, but they both knew he didn't mean it, and he could feel Harry's laughter as he came with a desperate cry.

[soberloki]

*faints*

Ew. Yucky. Like, totally gross and OMGfuckinghotnot at all hot. Nope. Bleargh.

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