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Harry Potter writers:
Harry Potter does NOT have a thing for Severus Snape's silky, seductive voice. He is in no way attracted to the dulcet grating tones of the man's horrible tirades, and he most certainly would notNOT find himself getting hard in classes because of Snape's warm breath on the back of his neck.
On a related note, Severus Snape alwaysnever gets aroused by Parseltongue. He does NOT imagine Harry Potter on his knees, hissingwhispering sweet nothings to his lap, and he never will. Ever. Are we understood?
P.S.: Kittens Ooh, FLUFF! are not now, nor have they ever been, interesting or cool or fun. At all. Seriously.
Harry Potter does NOT have a thing for Severus Snape's silky, seductive voice. He is in no way attracted to the dulcet grating tones of the man's horrible tirades, and he most certainly would notNOT find himself getting hard in classes because of Snape's warm breath on the back of his neck.
On a related note, Severus Snape alwaysnever gets aroused by Parseltongue. He does NOT imagine Harry Potter on his knees, hissingwhispering sweet nothings to his lap, and he never will. Ever. Are we understood?
P.S.: Kittens Ooh, FLUFF! are not now, nor have they ever been, interesting or cool or fun. At all. Seriously.