LJ Idol Week 21, in which I'm tellin' all of y'all it's sabotage!

[porn_this_way]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE JURY. I wish to reveal the startling truths behind my fellow LJ Idol competitors and expose them all for the unsavory characters they are!

halfshellvenus - A thoroughly shady individual, lurking in the shadows of the LJ Idol alleys, dashing through the night and leaving cryptic comments as her calling card. Constructive feedback? Or

Comments

[kathrynrose]

OK, I don't know if I ever told you this, but it is a true story (unlike your allegations).

Back in the days of floppy boot disks, I worked at a place with shit for computers and lobbied long and hard for an upgrade at budget planning time. It finally got approved, and I got a ::gasp:: beautiful amber (instead of grey or green) monitor.

I predictably named her Amber. I talked to Amber all the time. People rolled their eyes at me a lot. Shortly after, I scored a better job, and the woman who replaced me was one of the eye-rollers, with whom I had a love-hate relationship.

So, I got a friend of mine to duplicate the boot disk, but add a line of code so that the machine would boot, but only to a big amber message that said, "Who are you, and where is Kate?"

(damn, I could've used this comment for Sabotage) :)

[whipchick]

I love you so hard right now!!

[kathrynrose]

LOL. Right back atcha. :)

[prog_schlock]

This is amazing.

[halfshellvenus]

encoded message of doom?
Hahahahaha! That would be sneaky!

I now feel the need to know what browser you use, since you clearly hate Explorer!

delicate little fey computers with dewdrop monitors and lightning bug CPUs.
This is the stuff of which children's books are made! Just sayin'.

Now I'm wondering... what DID that hobbit ever do? :O

And Happy Birthday! (see icon) \o/

[porn_this_way]

Hahaha, thanks! XD

And I alternate between Firefox and Chrome, depending on where I am, specific needs, plug-ins that automatically decode your hidden messages, etc :p

[whipchick]

That's a nice little story you have there...be a shame if anything happened to it, don't you think?

[porn_this_way]

Um. Yes. A huge shame. Uh....*runs and hides behind a tree* nooooo kneecaps here, nope!

[prog_schlock]

Every word you wrote is true. Ceiling cat has my soul. So does basement cat. And bathroom cat. And kitchen table cat. Every cat has my soul. Basically, cat.

I can't explain why, but I thought of this Laurie Anderson/Peter Gabriel song immediately when I was reading this entry.

[porn_this_way]

It's okay, kitties are excellent guardians of souls!

[murielle]

I'm sitting here with a big grin on my face. Not True! I have been swallowed by said big grin and am now a big grin. You have made me a monstrous big grin! 😁

[porn_this_way]

YAY! And all this people say talking trash isn't nice and doesn't help anything. PFFFFT what do they know?!