LJ Idol Week 10 {Pinocchio's first date}

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Comments

[kathrynrose]

bibbidi bobbidi boobs.

::bows in your presence::

We are not worrrrrthyyyyyy.

[porn_this_way]

Bwahaha. OH BUT YOU ARE. Remember that GR in Season 8 where we were just, like, spamming ridiculous boob jokes at each other in some giant-ass thread? I DO!! XD

[eternal_ot]

Yippie!! The long wait is finally over ;) Genius..loved this!! :D

[porn_this_way]

YAY, thank you!!

[fodschwazzle]

This is too clever to exist. Please continue. Give us more of this unique blend of smut and whatever else happens in a given week's topics.

Seriously, this seemed like a lot of fun to write.

[porn_this_way]

A bunch of dick and fart jokes interspersed with ridiculous Disney puns...DEFINITELY fun to write. :p

Glad you enjoyed!

[halfshellvenus]

Hahahahaha! Only you. And I'm so glad you did. :D

[porn_this_way]

THIS SERVICE NEEDS TO REALLY EXIST FFS. I wonder if there are any recent Hogwarts grads looking for a start-up business.

[inteus_mika]

How creepy would it be to say I think I might have just fallen in love with you a little bit? This is absolutely fantastic. (I have a thing for strong minded women who aren't looking for a prince to "save" them. Haven't come across my own independent princess yet, but, when I do, I'll have wanted her to have had the know-how to kiss-off a few annoying frogs! ;)

[porn_this_way]

I don't think my species is compatible with earthling DNA, but thanks so much for reading and glad you liked it!