LJ Idol Week #31, in which there is a snack pack of stuff to chew on

[porn_this_way]

Rather than go for the obvious interpretation of the prompt this week and leap up on my ever-present soapbox, I have instead decided to take a step back and analyze the sociological and philosophical significance of...haha, j\k, this is totally a rant post. OH COME ON. Like I really have the self-control to resist. But instead of subjecting

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[n3m3sis42]

YES to Janeway. Picard was pretty wussy, and also unreasonably angry, like, all the fucking time. And Kirk... Ugh.

[porn_this_way]

Kirk would be too busy trying to make a move on B'elanna to even realize Janeway was coming up behind him with a phaser set to "bitchslap". NO damn contest :P

[mari4212]

Question then becomes, would Janeway even use the phaser then, or would she let B'Ellana beat him up for her while she sat back and had an extra cup of coffee?

[porn_this_way]

Ha! My money is DEFINITELY on B'ellana whups his ass while Janeway chills with a cup of coffee and enjoys the show.

[kathrynrose]

Spock beats all of them, and keeps his shirt on doing it.

Don't bother arguing with me. I am not real.

[porn_this_way]

But does Lizard beat Spock? I FORGOT! And this is srs bzns dammit.

Oh. Wait. Nvm. GO AWAY, PHANTOM!

[porn_this_way]

Thanks! Glad you enjoyed, and...er...what are you talking about? I'm a videogame! Or better yet, a virtual reality hallucination. So is this post! You're loooooosing your miiiiiiind...*makes creepy ghost noises*

[pixiebelle]

Yes! The Internet ain't real bit... Oh how I've heard that one before when talking about Idol to non-Internet friends. Then again I've been an Internet geek since high school. So much do that my friends teased me relentlessly. When I ran into my high school guy friend and told him I met Java over the internet, he rolled his eyes and said "of course you did". Dangit. He's real. I promise.

Or maybe he's a cyborg. I don't know sometimes.

The music one too... I listen to metal and rock 99% of the time. But I get a Lady Gaga kick now and then too. It doesn't make me any less cool or hardcore.

Okay, Java might argue the "hardcore" bit regardless. I'm a bit of a wuss :P

[porn_this_way]

Yes, that's it, he's totally a cyborg!

Wait. Sarah Connor? Is that you?!

[tigrkittn]

I so totally love you. (#s 1, 2, and 5 in particular.)

[porn_this_way]

Why thank you! Glad my belligerent tirade could bring a smile to your face :P