Hii! It's Chloe. You called me, so leave something special."

(Mun reachable here as well.)

Oh sweet heavens. Why must you steal my soul and turn it into butter, Patti LuPone? You have it. It is yours. I would never try asking for it back, because you are too amazing to speak to.

Yes. I love this woman. I would die a happy fangirl if I ever got to share a stage with her. No, I would die a happy fangirl to just see her on stage.

So Julia Murney [see Off-Broadway Actress, Actress, Singer, Goddess] pretty much owns my soul.

It's hard to audition when they don't even let you in the front door. I hate hearing that I "don't have the right look" or that I "look like a twelve year old".

I want ice cream, and lots of it.