i so rarely do these, but this cracked me up and i needed to share.

Pick up the nearest book to you.
Turn to page 45.
The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.

"In addition, the show often plays with eroticised triangulations and other polymorphously perverse erotic combinations."

Scorpio,Saturday, 7 January 2012

Your Week Ahead: We can't rewrite history. That's what they say. The statement, though, is only partially true. You may not be able to rewrite it, but you can remember things that have previously been forgotten. If your revise any story with a sufficient number of additional facts, you will soon start to draw a ( Read more... )

i think my biggest wish for 2012 is to stop being so insignificant. both to myself and other people.

i posted this in facebook, reposting it here for posterity:

I'd like to partake in the Airing of Grievances properly tonight but really, I'd just rather celebrate the truly *amazing* people in my life, especially those who have had a hard year and have come through it with such strength and beauty.

because, friends, this has been one fucking rough ( Read more... )

Jesus Fucking Christ 2011, quit fucking with people I love.

You have one week left, shut it down and go to sleep.

2012, you are on notice.

A super short piece i wrote over on tumblr one day for saucydiva's prompt Leslie/Ann, swings.

( Parks and Rec mini-fic )

For posterity, because this is too ridiculous not to record ( Read more... )

and now we are old.

I chose this name randomly 10 years and six months ago. i didn't want to join LJ, but to comment on a friend's post, i had to be a member. i was in a mood, a bitchy mood, and that was that ( Read more... )

So. It turns out that one of my book editors is the one who worked with Lis Sladen (Doctor Who's Sarah Jane) on her autobiography. My worlds of geeky awesomeness continue to collide.

Also, random photos keep popping up on tumblr and remind me of my very early lady role models on television. I’ve yet to see Pinky Tuscadero, but Laverne and Shirley? ( Read more... )