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[popcornlasers]

All right, ladies, I happen to be available tonight. Any takers? I have a gundam, a shitload of cool stuff to tinker with, and a wicked tongue. No strings attached, just one night of pure, unfiltered fun.

If an asshat named Mello asks you for the same, ignore him. He's got syphilis. I'm clean, btw.

:3

Comments

[hex_you_up]

Well that's different.

[popcornlasers]

...If you were not currently engaged to my arch-nemesis, I would invite you over again.

[hex_you_up]

Oh, really. You and Mello got some sort of bet, or something?

[popcornlasers]

You could say that. Spread the word that he's got syphilis and I'll send you a wedding gift.

[hex_you_up]

Uh-huh. What's the bet?

[devilsball]

Spread the word that Matt's a woman and I'll never bother you again.

[hex_you_up]

So... the bet's who can get more people to do... whatever?

[popcornlasers]

YOU SON OF A BITCH.

[popcornlasers]

No bet. He just doesn't think I can get a girl.

[hex_you_up]

Oh I see.

[popcornlasers]

Can I count you on my side or his?

[hex_you_up]

Depends what you're counting me for.

[popcornlasers]

HELP ME SABOTAGE HIM BEFORE HE SABOTAGES ME.

[hex_you_up]

Bet Light'd love that.

[popcornlasers]

.Okay, but you can't do it for Light.

[hex_you_up]

Do what, precisely?