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[popcornlasers]

All right, ladies, I happen to be available tonight. Any takers? I have a gundam, a shitload of cool stuff to tinker with, and a wicked tongue. No strings attached, just one night of pure, unfiltered fun.

If an asshat named Mello asks you for the same, ignore him. He's got syphilis. I'm clean, btw.

:3