You Are 28 Years Old

28

Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe ( Read more... )

My pirate name is:

Bloody Roger Vane


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Philadelphia has once again stole my heart. Is it the people? Is it the history? Is it Love Park? Is it the cheese steaks? The pretzels? Whatever it is I miss it and can't wait to be there again. Patience Roger, patience. Work sucks. I like the rain. Don't cry for me Argentina......

Yo, it's all about the barter system! I have a Canon Powershot A70, 3.2 megapixel digital camera that I would love to trade for an ipod of any storage capacity or age as long as it works. The camera was 300 dollars brand new. I'll even throw in my Gameboy Advance SP!! I know that ipods are way cooler than digi-cams but I figure it's worth a shot. ( Read more... )

Here's the huge bite I have just taken out of the turd sandwich of life: About this time last year I knew a person who worked at a very popular department store. This person told me to come in and claim a gift card that had been left there and had been sitting in the lost in found for a month or so. I went in to claim it. There was approximately $ ( Read more... )

Life's a turd sandwich and I just took a huge bite.

Tomorrow, Monday, October 25th, 2:00pm, I am taking a polygraph test to check my integrity. Let's all hope I don't lie about something stupid like how many times I've had sex with sheep or my prostitution down in Hollywood. LATE!

My first police interview went well. Way more casual than I expected. Just me and the Sarge going over my background statement. Next comes the polygraph I think. Thank you all for the tremendous support and all of your prayers. I am so blessed to share life with you. !Adios amigos!

I have an interview for the Oxnard Police Department this Friday at 2:30pm. I need strength, patience, serenity, confidence and faith in my self. Once again, if you talk to God, please ask him to help me with these things. Honestly, I can't remember the last time I was so nervous. Thank you.

I'M SO EXCITED AND I JUST CAN'T HIDE IT, I JUST PASSED THE POLICE TEST AND I THINK I LIKE IT, YEAAAAH!!!!!!!! Took the test, passed it! It's time to party!!!