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Ever have to poop real bad and then the poop recoils back up into your anus? Why to shits get shy like that? You grunt and force (while you hear in your head your Mother's voice saying "Don't force it or you'll burst a blood vessel!")to no avail. Then you pull up your pants and the shit automatically slips out in your under ware.

so yesterday, me and my friend got these pot-shaped cookie cutters...so of course, we run home, and whip up a batch of some nice, yummy sugar cookies. we were like well....pots green....so we should make the cookies green....and in goes multiple drops of food colouring ( Read more... )

I ate ice cream, and now I'm getting up every 20 minutes to shit my brains out. I forgot to take lactaid this time. I hate being lactose intolerant.

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yeah...

poops nifty... ^.^

bye

i post pictures later ~.^

0oo yah!

If were really I had any intelligence, would I really be paying 40,000/year for someone else to ruin my life?

If were really I had any intelligence, would I really be paying 40,000/year for someone else to ruin my life?

today i took a big shit in this chinese resteraunt
and i clogged it all up
so the person who went into the stall after me, started fucking screaming cause there was water all over the bathroom floor
hah
nice

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